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That was some truly sweetass wide scale destruction on display this episode. It was very satisfying to see every penny of the show's budget put to impressive use.

There was a palpable sense of apocalyptic doom to this episode that you rarely see in television. It was glorious!

Next week: RED ARROW! LEAGUE OF ASSASSINS!

Philip snuck up on Larrick fucking a guy in the back alley of a bar earlier this season.

He certainly behaved like he had impure intentions toward Kate before he turned her head into a Pez dispenser.

It was oddly intimate too. He moved in close and almost embraced her like a lover, only to get in the proper position to snap her like a twig.

The murder of Lucia in Larrick's kitchen might be my favorite scene this season. His performance was absolutely chilling. His whole demeanor was as dispassionate as a vet putting down a rabid cat.

He really is a vicious motherfucker. I love the great relish he seems to take in killing.

His role on Banshee this past season had me convinced that during filming he needed a wheelchair to move from his trailer to the set.

I'm talking about quality control more than challenging policy. I understand that's a one-way ticket on the Unemployment Express but as you mentioned before, there absolutely IS an art to evasion. Nintendo is huge. They should be aware that this is a sensitive issue that will require some top notch spin.

There was no

It's indicative of the level of forethought and sensitivity put into their press release.

Yeah it's baffling that this was the way they chose to go. That garbage had to pass through a gauntlet of scrutiny before being released. How did not one person raise a hand in objection?

Snake spends the vast majority of MGS cramming himself into every available box. He's bisexual.

Nohomodo. Super bad move alienating a considerable portion of your fan base with such a backpedaling, ill-concieved press release. Thought they had reasonably intelligent people working over there.

Adam Sandler thinks old ladies fucking is one of the funniest things in the world, second only to bodily emissions. There is alot of that stupid shit in You Don't Mess with The Zohan too.

BIG RED NO!

He lives for now and forever more. When he dies another tubby english c*nt will inherit his endless line of ill-fitting V-neck shirts and the cycle of unchecked douchebaggery will begin anew.

He's like Batman. He's the bitch reality television deserves, not the bitch it needs.

That would certainly explain that Opposites Attract video.

MC Scat Cat is her imaginary friend.

Next Method Man will headline a remake of MASK.

Cher requires no make-up to slip into Eric Stoltz's role.

So instead of sticking dicks in pizza boxes they stuck them out butter churners?

It was his Constitutional duty to wax colonial booty.