More like Fondling Father.

Agreed. The back half was pretty awesome. Not a fan of the angel wings but the evolution of The Fades and their leader was good stuff. I was bummed that it never got a second series.

Would've been nice to see what kind of effect a broken Ascension had on the world.

Goddamn, I hope not. Even if it weren't for her terrible acting, there is something about her puma-esque face that really flips my bitch-switch. I feel bile rising in my throat every time she's onscreen.

What kind of lame-brained Black Canary would infiltrate a hive of Mirakuru killers armed only with a baseball bat?

Dum…

I fully understood the satire and still didn't find it funny. It had all the hackneyed insight of a BET comic.

I hear better material down at my local barbershop.

Best thing I can say about this new batch is that the animation sure is swell.

My ears still ring from the screams of cousins under the yoke of the merciless hot-comb from summers of the distant past.

The episode did contain a kernel of truth. Too bad the new writers couldn't come up with a clever or funny angle on it.

I hate this new season. It's wet noodle weak and the absence of MacGruder can be felt in the writing and even the voiceover work. It feels soulless to me. The dialogue doesn't have the same snap it once had, the satire is half-assed and dated. It's a shame because I absolutely adored previous seasons.

Story of Catcher…

The best scene from last week's Queen Family Cry Carnival was Team Arrow's plan going tits up. So it goes without saying that I am very much looking forward to Slade wrecking city-wide havoc.

I just hope the show doesn't pull some weakass deus ex machina bullshit to resolve Ollie defeating an army of Mirakuru convicts.…

This season has been rock solid. They've found the right balance between the soapy elements and the superhero exploits.

Disagree. I've never been bored by an episode of Game of Thrones. Even at its worst its still not as mind-numbing as the truly awful Agents of SHIELD.

As much as I'd love to see Brienne paired up with Bronn, I must admit that I love the interaction between Jaime and Bronn more. The chemistry of the gutter versus the glittering is too good.

Watched this with my little sister and we were both cringing when she went in for that kiss. We were both like, not the lips! It's creepy enough without going that far. Wasn't sure if they would take it there after going down the rape road last week. Thank jebus the showrunners showed a little restraint there.

At least Arya has far more agency than poor Sansa. Arya is a bonafide badass and has been given more than one opportunity to enact any sort of vengeance. Sansa has been a pawn since day one. She's eaten nothing but piles and piles of shit.

I look forward to Brienne freeing her and giving the girl an opportunity to…

Broke my heart to see dear sweet Hodor being tortured at the hands of those mutinous dogs. Hope the Crows slaughter those bastards next week.

Hodor!! Hold on, Hodor!

Are you a great big fat praiser….



…of good movies?

Mads exudes raw power. Psychological and physical power. He can use his words and his hands to completely dismantle a person. That's what I love about his portrayal.

Anthony Hopkins in Silence had a firm handle on mental superiority. On a physical level I found him lacking. He relied on shock and unmatched viciousness…

He's already signed on that upcoming Attack On Titan film.

Barbie moves into her new mansion, which comes equipped with a strange cocoon-shaped closet. She steps inside and flips a switch, mistaking it for a light. She thinks nothing of the pack of Peeps in her pocket.

A Puff Daddy remix could be good for a laugh. Three minutes packed full of "yeah, yeah, uh huh".

I'm breathlessly awaiting the gritty reboot of Howard The Duck. This one features full on duck dong.