Ghost Rider from AOS would've been my favorite Marvel character last year were it not for LEGION.

Regardless, I'd be keen on giving Robby has own show. He was fantastic.

Kurt Russell is more amazing than words can express. King Midas of Celluloid Gold. It'd still be a classic with him in the lead.

But the film would lose it's grit. It's a dirty movie about corruption. You need a protagonist that is a credible threat to the aliens. A savage. And Rowdy Roddy Piper looked like a bum.…

I was WAY into Rowdy Roddy Piper. Just a fantastic showman. Always loved how unhinged he'd behave in his matches. So I went to They Live specifically for him.

By the end of the movie I became just as obsessed with Carpenter & Keith David.

Awesome! Thanks for that. That fight remains the coolest, funniest thing I've ever seen in a sci-fi film.

I loved it as a kid and middle age hasn't dulled my passion for They Live.

I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air.

Something's gotta take the edge off all those brushes with death.

He's got a pretty voice. I never tire of David Cross singing.

He's a fluffer & believes he can be funny through osmosis.

The Paul Reiser Show will go down in history as the only program that aired the series premiere & series finale on the same night.

His acting legacy is secure.

I recall Paul Feig's team talking about how "scary" Ghostbusters was going to be. Scariest shit about that movie was how it managed to whip people into a frenzy over mediocre garbage.

This new Mummy will end up being as scary as Brendan Frasier's kids movie output.

His mouth reminds me of a deflating whoopie cushion.

Isn't that the method Hollywood Squares used to get Bruce Vilanch in & out of the studio?

How about a little clarification for The Bushy.

He loves their barbeque far too much to demonize Mongolians.

Deadly Ground is what he calls the foot-long Sloppy Joe sandwich he eats twice a day.

Seagal's dye-job is mesmerizing. He must dip his entire head in a vat of motor oil.

He doesn't need your lunch money. The studios provide him with all the cud he can chew.

He's incapable of generating one iota of charisma, even in pictures.

Jai Courtney is a yawn given human form.

Do what all coaches say. Christopher Walken-off.

He'd prefer to stay dead after learning what the other Corey has been doing.