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OnDemand has got everything.

Is the action as awesome and kinetic as it seems in the trailers. The short glimpses I've seen make it look like the Russos have really nailed the super soldier aspects of Cap.

Agent Acme Pimplebottom.

It's two steps above an average telenovela. In other words, it's bad. Very, very bad. The brothers are okay but everyone else will make you wanna grind sand in your eyes.

How many people here are watching this?

I tried to give it a shot but bailed after episode two. Amateur hour! The acting is pretty terrible across the board, the production values aren't even there and the cgi is Sy-Fy level. The whole time I was watching it I'm sure I looked like someone was holding a fresh turd

The final brawl between three men is pretty bloody. It's the most visceral fight in the film. If you're going to check it out I would suggest turning it off or diverting your eyes after a hanging light is smashed.

What comes next will probably turn your stomach.

That is being generous. I saw Eraser in theaters and hated it with the passion of a thousand suns. All I remember about it now is the sci-fi assault weapons and that horrible, horrible alligator pun.

Oh and my overwhelming desire to strangle the shit outta that Guido cartoon every time he opened his stupid mouth.

I am definitely going to watch this. I have to or my martial arts lover card will be taken away. That being said, that run time is ridiculous. No action film needs to be that long. Less is more.

It's been a long time since I seen a scene of such systematic brawling. Mad Dog disassembled him like he was a car in a chop shop. So awesome.

Not likely judging from the shittastic trailer. Plus RZA is in it which is a guaranteed seal of disapproval.

That show got cancelled five minutes after it premiered and for good reason. Remember the marketing campaign got me really excited for the show and then it came on and pushed out a fat, wet fart. Huntress in particular was an awful actress.

I've been a big fan of Black Canary since the Justice League cartoon and I never thought I'd see her depicted in live action. I especially never thought I'd see her portrayed so well but Caity Lotz has proven to be the perfect representation. She is an impressive mix of athleticism, beauty and grace.

This episode did

Everybody Chug Wang tonight!

Wang Chung, I mean. Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

All that impotent rage really backs the bowels up.

His next television appearance will be Whisker Wars.

::Unholsters his Lawgiver and mows down the courtroom with automatic fire::

That's my whole point.

It certainly cuts deeper than any knives in my kitchen. I should stop shopping at Ikea.

But he looks like a walking, talking Easter Island Moai. You don't find that hot??

I'll take them over J.Lo and Batfleck any day.