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Same Hunk time. Same Hunk channel.

Jonah Hill would beg to differ.

It's the darkest timeline.

MMMeh

Who thought it was a swell idea to give a character in a film marketed to kids big ole swangin' balls? Michael Bay has got the worst sense of humor in Hollywood. He makes Tyler Perry and Rob Schneider look like Zucker and Abrahams.

Who is Snoop gonna meet when he dies? Charlie B. Barkin or Mufasa?

Puff the Magic Daddy….loves Hennessy

He started off his career just standing in front of a camera in a banana hammock. He can at least wear pants now and spout off a few lines in between running and punching stuntmen. To him that's gotta be a massive improvement. In his head he's Jack Nicholson

He's so egotistical his ass is like that tunnel from Being John Malkovich. Michael Bay is gonna be spat out the other end and find himself in a world of Marky Mark doppelgangers.

Hey Optimus. Say hi to your mother for me.

Filed an official complaint with the Better Think About It Bureau about how this pet shampoo is making my English Terrier shed too much fur.

Next thing I know Mark Wahlberg showed up at my house and kicked my dog!

Pretty and shitty. Pretty shitty.

One of my biggest complaints was that none of those morons acted like actual scientists. Weyland Corp would've been better served using the guys who constructed that ship to embark on the mission. At least they would've had the good sense not to monkey around with clearly hostile…

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, eww. That was like watching a race to see who could suck the life out of the movie faster.

Quick! Have a seat on this chaise lounge while I whip you up a cool mint julep.

Michael Fassbender going Tatiana Maslany, sign me up!

Prometheus Black

ANThony ANTerson is Ant-Man

Hugh GrANT is Ant-Man

ANTerson Cooper is Ant-Man

Beware the mighty cheek pinchers of Aunt Ma'am!

Used to have a region free player so I watched Armour of God and the Project A films in their original cuts. I wanted to watch Jackie Chan on the big screen so I got suckered in by Supercop and Rumble In The Bronx. Fool me twice. Should've just bought the DVDs.

I think Rumble In The Bronx had awful hip hop music in it too.

Okay so he might have relapsed a time or two and murdered a few security guards but the nice Manniquamericans in MA have assured me that he suffers from a sickness and he just earned his bronze chip. The road to recovery is long and winding. Don't judge.