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I love your profile picture.

SHO-NUFF!

Love that Butter-bot got to serve a bit of comeuppance by snubbing Rick tonight.

The fiddle playing was a nice touch. The Devil certainly has quite the eye for presentation.

Got the impression that N33dful.com might just be Amazon for his cursed wares.

I'm 14 years old and I have a laptop in here. One of these days you're gonna see something.

DMX was an inspired choice given the context of that Celebrity Boxing match with Zimmerman and the montage of Rick and Summer beating up bullies. I could've watched them beating up assholes for hours on end. I found it endlessly hysterical.

Justin and Dan have really touched upon something special with this show.

As a proud half Mannequin American, I am offended that you'd find this offensive only to the evil ones. My father worked in a department store all his life and you'd be hard-pressed to find a more noble model.

I would've liked to see them go darker with the premise. Like straight up murdering cops and poisoning neighborhoods with their illicit wares. As it stands they haven't even sold any of that coke yet. I think I could've really gotten behind Vice if the ISIS crew became gifted dealers and turned into absolute monsters.

Like those Jackie Chan movies in the early aughts. I still remember going to the theater to watch Police Story 3 and being horrified to discover I had to watch "Supercop" with fucking Wu-Tang songs thrown in every five minutes.

All you got is your pudding and your word and you don't break them for no one.

I'm getting Wolverlimic.

Quicksilver looks like he's on his way to that rave from Go. Goddamn that is awful. That shit is made from tinfoil.

If that's the case he should be broke by now.

When the sun goes down, the mortality rate will rise!

He's either working for WAY below scale or M. Night has got reams of photos that would send half of Hollywood to prison.

That's not lipstick. She just kissed a curling iron.

What's The Destroyer doing in this? Did Thor smash him so hard he got thrown into another franchise?

It's sad that Woo is a joke to american audiences because of his admittedly shitty Hollywood output. He gets a lifetime pass from me for The Killer, A Better Tomorrow series and Bullet In The Head. These are amazing displays of action choreography. The man is a genius and he paved the way for brilliant directors like

I'm really glad you cleared that up. Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes really illustrates how seriously he takes the premise of his show and that has made the previous episodes even funnier. Until you pointed it out I never fathomed that Forrest considered himself a scientist.

Urbaniak was really great too. I loved the devilish little grin he does after convincing Forrest to finish his plate. He took absolute glee in forcing him to stick to the perimeters of the show.