The Earth is the excrement of a great cosmic serpent that slithers on the surface of the sun.

The machete hallway in The Raid, for sure. Iko was kicking people through doors.

I don't know if you've seen New World with Choi Min-sik but there is an equally sick knife fight in a parking garage between fifty gangsters. Its starts in the lot and moves into an elevator and is bloody as hell.

Hard Boiled is the first foreign movie I ever watched back in high school and it blew my fucking mind into a billion embers of infinite light! Until then I had no idea an action movie could be so insane and thrilling. I instantly fell in love with Woo. Back in the 90s it simply did not get better than Hong Kong's…

Its when you make your feet clap?

Earning a PHD in Beastiality coming soon to TLC.

Probably because that's far from the worst thing Wahlberg has ever done. The Funky Bunch and The Happening is what really plants itself in the public consciousness.

DC is responsible for the Gritpocalypse.

Funny thing about Origins is that until that point fans kept bitching for Gambit in an X-Men movie.

Cue Taylor Kitsch and the furious cries of a thousand geeks. He even managed to suck harder than Will.I.Yams.What.I.Yams.

Are you trying to say DMV staffers are the Phalanx? I knew it!

There are few things in existence more stupid and insufferable than Boondocks Saints and its rabid fans. Lunkheads, one and all.

Can't wait for The Raid: Berandal! It looks like they took everything from the first movie and dialed it up to full volume. The trailers have given me the same adrenaline-fueled vibes I got from Hard Boiled, which is not only the best John Woo movie but maybe also the greatest action movie ever made. If it's not the…

Wasn't trying to be accurate. Was out to denigrate the concepts being too similar for my tastes.

Wolverine 3: Standing in Line at the DMV

You're right but all I ever heard was Boo Boo. Even now that you've corrected me I still only hear Boo Boo.

My Yogi Bear fixation has seized me yet again!

How about a 60 year old hooker working the streets using a walker?

Pretty goddamn sad.

Sit Boo Boo, sit. Good dog!

[WOOF!]

That's precisely why I have no interest in watching it. I assume its just a bunch of pissing and moaning without the visceral satisfaction of watching any of those kids succumb to brutal, bloody murder.

My god is dead. She got run over by a truck.

I'm dyslexic.

Haven't seen any of those Hungry Game movies either. I've seen and thoroughly enjoyed Battle Royale so my desire to watch an inferior remake is pretty low.

Speaking as someone who has experienced and survived a complete mental breakdown, I can say with authority that Hugh isn't overacting in the slightest. I am constantly amazed at how nuanced his acting is. His mature performance and Mads bravura portrayal are what connect me strongest to this show.