Or My Mom Will Shoot.

Damnit! Not a song. Take two.

The world and melt with you.

Superman sent her to the Phantom Zone.

Had a brainfart and thought the article was titled HBO making a biopic about Gypsy Danger.

Then the image of a Jaeger lying in a hospital bed, stricken with cancer popped in my head and left me happy for having made that mistake.

Offer them a Scratch-n-Sniff book soaked in chloroform.

MIB3 is great if you love flop sweat.

He's busy making another tears-n-beers movie.

It's a Power Ranger.

Scarlet Witch's design is great! It's subdued, grounded in reality and true to her original design with the red jacket, dress and gloves. Best of all, no cape. Can't wait to see her in action.

Fingers crossed. I can't imagine a better story for a Hulk solo movie. With the right director it could be the first truly successful entry. I like both Hulk movies but I recognize that most people don't.

Those Days of Future Past costumes look like something from a SyFy production.

Somehow to Love is my favorite Babyface song.

Agent Drab Blabberson

Agreed. I was very impressed with what they did with The Dark Knight Returns. Particularly Part Two with its amazing animation, voiceover work and staying true to the source material while also expanding on it. Joker's rampage at the carnival is more horrifying than it was in the comics and might be the most…

Black Canary. Deathstroke. Red Arrow. Professor Ivo. The Flash. Suicide Squad.

Arrow has characters from DC that you actually want to see. It's also done an admirable job grounding these characters in reality. I've only seen the second season so far. The moment Black Canary appears and used a sonic device to pull off…

I really did not like Justice League: War. They turned the League into a collection of massive assholes and I found the action sequences boring. I remember hearing news that we'd be getting some film releases that focused on villains but nothing has come of it yet. Have those plans been scrapped?

The Life and Times of Tim was hilarious throughout its entire run. Had no idea that Tim was pretty much animated Steve Dildarian. Knowing that the creator is every bit as awkward and drab as his creation makes me appreciate the show even more.

The show didn't completely let him get away without repercussion. Karma and the incompetence of a horny construction worker kills him at the end.

Haha! Finding common ground is a beautiful thing, ain't it? We're like a Benetton ad.

Well said. I get what you're saying. I guarantee I was only joking around. I sincerely didn't mean to be sexist. If Tom Cruise did an unsimulated sex scene with an actress I find as repugnant and hobo-like as Vincent Gallo I'd make a similar joke about it from now until I die. Hell, even if it were an attractive…

If my mother blew Billy Dee Williams it'd be all I talked about. All day. Every day. Vincent Gallo is gross. I don't have a problem with the act itself.