Try as I might, I have little control of what you or anyone else infers from my comments. I appreciate that you used language like imply and seem. Because you don't have any genuine idea of my intent outside of what I have already said. You don't have to be so offended. I was busting balls. Let me express in no…

I called Piers Morgan a bitch just yesterday! And I don't assume a commenter is female or male according to their screen name or profile picture. Honestly, I don't even think about it because I'm not sexist and this is the internet where people can be whoever they want. Bitch Switch is a term I use IRL for…

By the way, maybe the reason why people always trot out the same lazy statement I made is because that's an unfortunate result of breaking new ground by being performing unsimulated fellatio on celluloid. I don't know of any other actress that has done that. To add insult to injury it was for a shitty Vincent Gallo…

Bitch switch as in bitching not misogyny. And the comment section traffics in puns and super easy jokes. I don't have to get over anything because I'm not upset. I'm fucking around and engaging in discussion. I'm not gonna lose any sleep over stupid, silly jokes. By the same token I am also gonna defend myself if…

So hitting me with an empty threat was a better choice?

Scathing retort.

Are you Fonzie? Cause you're jumping a mighty wide conclusion. I made an obvious joke on a matter of public record. I never said or meant to imply that I had a problem with Chloe. I actually like her quite a bit so take your finger off the bitch switch.

Remind me where I said she deserved to fail miserably.

I remember Mae West and she's been dead nearly as long as I've been alive. She was a bonafide sex symbol and if her hand had come within a country mile of W.C. Fields' crotch, people would still be talking about it to this day. Chloe put Vincent Gallo's slimy dick in her mouth, which I find more disgusting than…

Podcasts have elevated many careers in comedy. Unfortunately it has also exposed, in great detail, how dysfunctional many comedians are. Way too many of them lament like depressed barflies. These days I stick to formats that don't involve interviews like Superego.

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

Whoa, what's wrong with Huskey? He's funny and seems harmless.

Man, do I wanna party with you. You are doing it right.

Plus she's a ginger which is always a bonus for me.

He is a very delightful man with a glorious voice. If he worked Suicide Hotlines he'd chop the national rate in half.

This show must've spent five bucks on marketing. Until now the existence of unicorns were more real to me than Those Who Kill.

Maybe she should've sucked a dick on camera. That's what sent The Brown Bunny's box office returns into the stratosphere.

She is one of those actors that I'm always happy to see get more work.

Still more time than the original series gave Sulu.

I vaguely remember Amy Poehler's character on Upright Citizens Brigade had Carl Sagan in her spank bank.