You even had it twice.

Way to go Lothario!

My campaign to bring back Derrieres failed miserably.

Cronenburgs on the other hand, I can listen to all day. Have to vomit afterwards but damn if the rhetoric isn't entertaining.

FXXX has the boobies!

I love Brit TV for this reason. 6 to 13 episodes per season (series) and the show is over when the story has come to its natural conclusion. No room for filler.

Ben & Jerry's Snowball Surprise.

Keeping both hands on the rail is essential for safe passage.

His wife has to ride an escalator to mount him.

It's the modern man's moo-moo.

See Steve Buscemi in Reservoir Dogs.

Yeah, he only has adult ridicule to worry about, which is just as juvenile and vicious.

I saw all three of those terrible movies and I'm still not clear on why Mace Windu's lightsaber had to be purple. Everyone else was blue, green and red.

Maybe I don't wanna know the answer to this. It's probably as stupid and convoluted as Midichlorians.

And a 60% percent chance of having a pink lightsaber.

If rain pours down, I shall become more damp than you could possibly imagine.

Now that is some fine silver linings.

I don't disagree but Fantastic Four never had the box office Star Wars is gonna reap. This will be huge and it will cast a long shadow on a career. I just don't want him to become this.

True but considering the backlash against Abrams since Into Darkness and the high likelihood that this will be garbage, it's a gigantic risk to his career trajectory. He might collect a huge check and turn into a Jake Lloyd sized joke.

Peering down into the pit, the beast would be imperceptible were it not for the furious sounds of snacking.

Don't do it John Boyega!

You're too good for this shit.

It's impossible to tea-bag a bitch when he's on his feet.