Or The Walking Dead.

Wait! Lindsey Lohan doesn't have big boobs anymore. Thought the coke and booze made them die like grapes in a microwave. Or maybe I'm too enthralled by the damage done to her face that my vision never makes it past her neck.

He's turned into second rate Crazy Nic Cage.

Chin up, pup. We all make mistakes. I just finished totally wasting my time with Almost Human.

Mike Carey's run is completely awesome. Been meaning to go back through those again.

For a few moments that movie managed to make me forget about my seething hatred for Gavin Rossdale. And we got a gruesome Shia Lebeouf death to boot. All pluses in my book.

Great! Now you've flooded my brain with They Might Be Giants. It's gonna take all day to get that song outta my head. Probably have a Tiny Toons dream tonight too.

Really hope its good. The early aughts run on Hellblazer was fantastic. All they have to do is keep John a proper bastard and don't shy away from the very dark subject matter and I'll be satisfied.

The Lisa Lampenelli bit had me rolling. They all got a kick out of that.

"Only that they don't invite her to the roasts anymore. Don't know what happened there. Maybe we'll get to the bottom of that on my next podcast, Talk About Comedy with August Lindt."

I love the joy Matt Besser takes in shitting on religion. You can practically see the little boy in him hopping with pleasure whenever he does it.

So that was Erinn Hayes! Didn't immediately recognize her voice because of that thick accent. She was great as per usual. God, I love that woman. She is hysterical. Also didn't know we'd get some St. Clair action down the line. Looking forward to that.

I really didn't think he'd top the hilarity of the Dalton Wilcox episode so soon and so completely. I'm shocked that room didn't explode from the awesome power of those four guys.

The Travel Bug with August Lindt had me breathless with laughter. I listened to it in the car and I'm sure I looked like an absolute maniac to everyone else on the road. I was laughing so hard I had to pull over because I couldn't see. My vision was blurred with tears. Every one was firing on all cylinders. By the…

Also really liked A Ride In The Park. Those two segments are the only worthwhile films in V/H/S 2.

Banderas really hams it up like he's in a Tex Avery cartoon.

Safe Haven from V/H/S 2 is some wicked dark beauty. Worth the price of admission alone. Love the way the insanity steadily ratchets up from the very beginning to the twisted end.

Same here. They've done absolutely nothing worthwhile with their premise. John Larroquette and Gina Carano showed the most promise but then they disappeared just as suddenly as they appeared. They might resurface for the finale but at this point the show will probably get cancelled and they wasted too much time on…

Almost Human limps to the finish line tonight. Sure hope they do something interesting because I don't think the show is long for this world. It'd be cool if it went out on a good note.

Still going strong. Fortunately. I love those videos.

Yeah no one is running toward another confrontation with that dude. Every time they lock horns with him Banshee police is on the losing side of the equation.