The best person they could get for the starring role is a Cinemax actor most known for showing his bare ass more often than Mel Gibson back in the 90s.

Then turns a simple introduction into a 2 hour speech.

You're one to talk. Your head is a big green scrotum.

I stopped reading it after the fourth graphic novel. Been there, done that is all over that series. Plus I thought Adam McKay was an odd choice for director. So odd it piqued my interest in what the final product would be.

Haven't seen Anchorman 2 but I like Ferrell. Caught The Campaign on cable and thoroughly enjoyed it. Always loved when Ashley Schaffer popped up on Eastbound and Down. As long as he has decent material he does quality work.

What happened to Adam McKay's adaptation of The Boys. It was all over entertainment news when he got the gig and then it just disappeared.

I saw the second trailer for it and it looks fantastic. It's got this occult/psychosexual vibe that I'm really digging. The production value seems fairly high. The sets are interesting, the costumes look good and the cinematography is suitably atmospheric. Seems like its going to be a creepy good time.

Apple is the Smaug of corporate america.

You're doing God's work.

Toilet paper.

Even after five seasons Justified does unexpected death scenes better than anything else on television. So far this season there have been at least three solid murders that come outta nowhere. We as viewers of the show expect this yet it still manages to shock me every season. That's pretty awesome.

Don't think I'd recommend binge-watching Hannibal in a day. The show is really heavy. For the uninitiated the psychological weight that's heaped on you can be back-breaking without any kind of reprieve. You might want to take a breather after three or so episodes.

They can put the pedal to the metal on the crazy. I am all for it. It's rare to see such macabre beauty on network television. Hell, it's rare on premium cable too.

Penny Dreadful looks like it gonna be fun. Looking forward to that as well.

I just gotta say, I see you all over all these Hannibal articles and your enthusiasm is infectious. And totally adorable.

Fucking Banshee has been killing it this season! I am eagerly awaiting the return of Chayton Littlestone. That dude is crazy intriguing. Not only is he is an absolute physical specimen, he also has had some of my favorite dialogue this season. His introduction speech to Hood was pure menace and I love every…

Same here! Been excited all week for the Friday double feature of Hannibal and Banshee.

Really enjoyed The Peter Serafinowicz Show too.

Joke all you want but it's no laughing matter to me. Those votes were my retirement nest egg. Now I'm destitute. I'll have to keep commenting until I'm old and gray.

Yes! Yes! Yes! First Luke Cage. Then Heroes For Hire. Ending with Daughters of the Dragon team-up.

Depends on your tolerance for greased-up abs and banana-hammocks.