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Sounds like you copied that straight off a press release. Are you his agent?

It's just a Stretch Armstrong doll with bigger ears and a shitty goatee.

While Vin Diesel dances like a drunk girl at a party.

Why does Hollywood have such a hard-on for this guy? I don't watch Girls so I'm baffled why I have heard this guy's name twice for two big budget projects.

That review was brutal. It basically said the show had zero redeeming qualities and was a complete waste of time.

That made me laugh so hard. Such a disgusting joke. Makes me wish she were a recurring character.

Unfunny improv actors, for sure. Can't even be in the same room with that shit because it physically pains me. I can never decide where my feelings for the performer land. It oscillates wildly from sympathy to animosity so intense I want to murder them.

I am really in love with Hannibal's affection for dogs and his refusal to adopt one.

YES! Watch it from the beginning. It's most excellent. Even the rare times when its not gut-busting funny the ladies have such amazing chemistry that they are still fun to watch.

That foreign guy is great. I love how he wept at the thought of becoming a full fledged citizen so he could tell a cop that his taxes pay for his uniform.

Really? Why would anyone want to punch someone so harmless? She cracked me up, especially choking down a cupcake while on the toilet. Probably couldn't stand to be around her everyday but I'd love to hangout with that weirdo every now and then.

Joel is a selfish bastard and definitely the main villain of the game.

No. Lennie Small. Someone should put a bullet to his head before he made that decision. Got alot of kids beat up.

Jokes aside, it was open season. Fucking teachers should've known better than to show something like that during that time. It was like they were trying to start their own private little race war.

I'm from Houston and they showed us Roots for social studies. Unfortunately it was during the same week as the Rodney King riot and it didn't turn out too well for all the white students. One of my closest friends got jumped in the bathroom by a couple of guys we used to hang with.

Got some macaroni and glue. Gonna paint a picture of a slavemaster cracking his whip over Solomon's back.

That's my point about the twee. The songs don't aim to be smart, crude or silly. It's about being cute. It depends on how adorable you find them as a group.

Jerry Minor has got them both beat. Although I like all these guys. I'm just gonna go ahead and throw Brandon Johnson in the mix too. They're all funny. Good on them for staying working.

Check out Hell Baby and judge for yourself.

Glad I'm not the only one who finds them insufferably twee. They are weak sauce. Kate Micucci should do herself a favor and unhitch herself from that oak tree. I like her as a comic actress. Their music act does absolutely nothing for me.