Not very accurate though. It's gotta take up 60% percent of his face. The remaining 40% is coated in a thick layer of cocoa butter.

Kudos, sir. That's hilarious!

Things Fall Apart was meant to be taken literally.

His Hong Kong film legacy gives him a lifetime pass as far as I'm concerned.

My wife wouldn't allow me to play Dead Space 2 in the same room as her because it scared her so completely.

Played the majority of it in the dark in a big empty house. The sound from that game is way too good. Any time I heard any kind of clicking I'd have to pause the game. Some times I couldn't distinguish if the sound was coming from the TV or from something behind me. Freaked me out in the best possible way.

Uncharted 3 is my least favorite Naughty Dog game. Stan's Beard is dead-on about Uncharted 2. That is flat-out fun. The opening level is a blast and the gameplay has a great pace.

Ever seen Dragonball Evolution? Or Bulletproof Monk?

That reminded me of all those Heroic Bloodshed movies Hong Kong did back in the 90s. All these ultra-hip assassins ruminating on the nature of life and death, lamenting about their unattainable desire for peace and love.

Cut to slow motion shot of Chow Yun-Fat striding into a room full of teapots and doves and…

Instant Green Man costume. Just make sure you got a really spastic dance move at the ready for when people ask who you are.

Stay away from the first Dead Space game.

The combat did become fun during my second playthrough. I did it on the hardest difficulty setting and the meager supplies and quick death were a bonus. As you pointed out, the fact that I survived every encounter was rewarding all by itself. I've heard the same thing said about Dark Souls. Will have to give that a…

I really fell in love with Ellie. I took every opportunity the game gave me to talk to her about the history of the world. I scooped up every comic to give to her. I felt my heart clench like a fist when I took control of her and had to navigate through that camp. And don't even get me started on how I had Joel react…

Cool thing about Naughty Dog is that its not just about the gameplay. They are held in such regard because of their fierce storytelling prowess and the finely crafted cinematic presentation of their product. I've played all three Uncharted games and Last of Us twice. I unabashedly adore Naughty Dog. Their games are…

The way he licks the key before he popped it into the "Whore Door" was pure skeevy delight.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot that debuts today! Thanks for the reminder. Surprised that I am actually excited for an american Godzilla movie but this is shaping up to be excellent. Really enjoyed Monsters. Seems like the remake is in capable hands.

Hey at least I had enough class not to mention what I did with that dick, unlike our boy Johnny Thunders.

Ilana does talk about getting hard alot.

Ilana is crazy hot. I can't think of any other woman on TV who makes grossness sexy. The more gutter her character gets the more attractive I find her. The episode where she gets maced and her face is flushed red and she's slick with water and mucus got me hard enough to cut diamonds.

Three for me. Cause I've got sack.