Your affection for Will Graham will grow to obsessive levels. I grew to love and care deeply for his character by the season finale. Same goes for Alana Bloom. I've never seen a serial killer show illustrate, in great detail, the psychological weight that bearing witness to endless, macabre murder puts on the human…

I saw the opening two minutes of Hannibal: Season 2. Without getting into spoilers I will simply say it was AMAZING! I am so excited for the premiere I am trembling. It's been a long time since I've thoroughly enjoyed a network show. I hope Hannibal gets a full series run and is lauded as highly as Breaking Bad.

The powerful pull of Fred Armisen as Band Leader wasn't enough to put meat in seats? These are dark times we're living in, my friend. Dark times.

For some reason the first image my mind conjured looking at that pic was seals slapping their fins against their bellies and barking for fish.

They shouldn't abandon them. They should drop them in a burlap sack with a couple rocks, zip it up tight and then toss it into the nearest, deepest river.

An old roommate of mine had a buddy that would always say, "Gonna get some cutty tonight," or "I cut the pussy up!"

Never failed to gross me out. Never understood the etymology. Guess its cause I don't associate sex with bloody violence.

Ginger asshole looks like he needs to be deloused. There is no way that face isn't supporting two separate yet complete ecosystems.

That would explain it. Clearly you weren't the only one charmed by him. I thought he disappeared down the same hole that swallowed James Earl Jones.

Worked out pretty well for Tom Arnold. He got to be in a James Cameron movie!

John Henson has been the host of Wipeout for years now. Aisha Tyler's Lana Kane. Yup. E! people are doing pretty alright.

Yikes is right. That gave me douche chills so deep my roommate thought I slipped into epileptic shock.

And a nerd girl is a model chick in a Marvel shirt with pink hair.

Yeah, how the fuck did Arsenio end up back on TV? Is the late night talk show scene in such a dire state that they had to dig him outta his crypt? I mean, I haven't even seen Hall since Harlem Nights. His greatest claim to fame back in the day was Eddie Murphy's buddy back when Axel Foley ruled the world. Eddie is in…

Blade: Trinity.

JK

Got an Oedipal thing going on, huh?

And every other role in her long, illustrious career.

Can wait to see Garrett shriek with frustration after failing to rip a water fountain outta the floor.

Whoa! I am loving that cast! Can never get enough Eugene Mirman. Setting it at an asylum also seems rip for comedy gold. Count me in!

Those guys really grate on my nerves. In the beginning I really wanted to like them. I'm into the same shit, after all. Their enthusiasm for geek culture was refreshing. For about five minutes. Then as their empire expanded that same enthusiasm began to ebb and became manufactured. They took a term I identified with…

What was disappointing about it? I've refused to listen to Nerdist again after bailing on it, but I do love those ladies enough to wonder what went wrong.