Never thought I'd ever enjoy ANYTHING involving Phish but they made that Analyze Phish show very entertaining. I have faith this will be another worthy addition to the Earwolf roster.

He did bring a little wrestling to the proceedings. Said Jabroni. Always welcome that word.

Wasn't crazy about Rochelle either. Like the idea of a woman who fancies herself an elf playing alongside a giant but it didn't make me laugh and you could hear her struggling to make it work. Other than that, I enjoyed it.

Wish AVClub had a window so I could pitch you through it.

Nite Owlet has the cutest, most pinchable lil cheeks.

No. Although no one would weep if Jeremy Piven were eaten by a shark.

I've heard of Shorteyes long before that It's Always Sunny episode. It being the title of a play is new information though.

Cappadocius already pointed that out. Kids in my neighborhood never used any Chester the Molester phrase. Molestation jokes weren't really big with any of the people I knew.

Only Chester I knew growing up had Cheetah for a last name.

Lazy convicts. Like spacing those two words out eats up too much of their shankin' time.

Chesters? What the fuck is that supposed to refer to? Child molester, maybe? If not, I can't even fathom the etymology at play there.

Yeah they should just go ahead and lock up the guy that got that tattoo. There is no way in hell that guy isn't up to no-good.

The Day Today and Brass Eye are classics. My favorite bits on the Day Today were Chris berating Patrick Marber for his ineffectual reporting.

PETER! YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS! What are you going to say?

Sorry?

Look like you mean it! Look down at the floor and say 'sorry'.

Are pedophiles in prison still referred to as Shorteyes? Or is that some Shawshank Redemption era term?

That story turned my stomach and I'm a pretty jaded individual. Sick fuck was gleeful about the damage he wrecked. Should've slapped his ass with the death penalty.

I don't doubt it. Haven't seen any of his recent interviews. Was more talking about his earlier output.

Hairy Ploppins.

Jeremy Paxman is a shark. He goes after people with a ferociousness rarely seen outside of nature specials. Love that about him.

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It's Rock-n-Roll Ignatius J. Reilly!

Then go back to sucking down whole chickens like they're popcorn shrimp.