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Drake flakes! Fool realizes he's made a huge mistake!

Jabroni. Jobber. Goddamn, wrestling lingo is the best. Every time I hear a new one my heart smiles.

Jabroni. Cool word.

Yeah it's from the animated series. Love everything involving BD.

First album I'm gonna listen to is Stakes Is High. Still banging I'm sure.

:: Digging through boxes in search of my old afro pick with the black power fist handle ::

This is incredibly generous of them. De La Soul has got an amazing discography. They have never fallen off. Even their most recent albums are good. The Grind Date stayed on constant rotation in my car for years.

George Bush doesn't care about dark pastels.

Also half the crayons in the box have bite marks.

You forgot your cane, you uncouth ruffian.

I don't hate it. It's so baffling its amusing, for sure.

Should've went with Arnold SchwarzenSmurf. You took the time to craft that wonderful pic. Seems a waste to pin it to such an odd premise.

You beat me to it! This is a gimmick only a certifiably insane person could come up with. Makes absolutely no sense.

Or as Bob Odenkirk would yell, "What a collection of ASSHOLES!"

Mighty slick on the draw too. She was like Sharon Stone in The Quick and The Dead.

Hope so. Seen interviews with him and he's very charming. He was hysterical here. Started laughing the moment he showed up and five minutes after he exits the apartment.

Abbi's still pissed about how bad he fucked her over with the neighbor's package.

I don't get it either. Aquaman is badass. He's the king of Atlantis. Tarzan is just some socially ignorant freak that hangs out with shit-flinging apes.

Yeah, smart move. He's a world class asshole. We got enough of them in the world and there isn't even anything entertaining or unique about his brand of dickery.

Way too seriously! And it had nothing of interest to say. Boneheaded and bloated. Not every music director turned film director can be Spike Jonze. Most turn out to be Michael Bay.