I was the first person to say that talking to fish made Aquaman a lame superhero.

TRUE STORY!

Hope you were careful how you wrote out this article, Sean, lest you incur the coke-fueled wrath of Dustin Martian.

There are some redeeming qualities to Belly but overall its a fucking incoherent mess. Not really shocking from Hype Williams. I'm glad it exists but I would've loved something closer to New Jack City.

My ears were clogged when I first saw Karate Kid. My limited hearing and his onscreen hand gestures made me think Mr. Miyagi was giving Daniel masturbating tips.

Wack on. Wack off.

That would be amazing. Almost guaranteed we won't get that. The final product will probably look like Belly.

What else should I say when I slip on a banana and a doctor asks me what hurts? Ass seems too crude and gluteus maximus is far too formal.

Saying wack off is pretty strange too.

Now excuse me while I jaunt off to engage in some spirited onanism.

Wouldn't have mind if it were Snow who did Ninja Rap.

All that genius must've dribbled from his ears when Suge Knight hung him over that balcony.

Gonna hit you in the face with my slap bracelet.

WORD to YO MUTHA, DAWG!

Deltron 3030 was awful. Couldn't even get through half the album. Really boring.

Nah it surprised the hell outta me because I find him so fucking lame. Never expected he could flip my opinion by genuinely being funny.

All those dudes were real butthurt about Control. Whatta bunch of bitches in mainstream hip hop. They forgot about their battle rap roots. Only Joe Budden and Talib Kweli took it for what it was, playful competition.

Damage control is what that shit was. He knew there would be a backlash. Like many people pointed out it would've been sincere had he said all that shit on stage or keeping that text private.

His Katt Williams was dead-on. If he were five feet shorter I would think I was looking at his doppelganger.

Can we all start calling everything FRESH again? And Yo Boooy!

::Housing beef::

Beefin' is hip hop.

Got around to watching Drake's SNL appearance. Dude's funny. It was like watching Justin Timberlake's first show and getting gobsmacked at how charming he comes across. It's easy to see why those guys have been celebrities their whole lives.