Has Hugh ever done jazz hands with his Wolverine claws?

It's comforting to know that the one constant in any era of Hill Valley's history is a surplus of manure.

I sincerely feel like this is a level of awful so potent that listening to it will give me a terminal disease. I'm probably wrong but why tempt fate.

Remember that Jamie Foxx video where Ron Howard inexplicably makes an appearance? Guess Billy Ray took a cue and decided to double down on the awkward old man factor.

It's called Regurgiarrhea.

I understand. I'm just busting balls. I'm in my thirties and also remember when PG-13 was more hardcore and had boobies in them. I'm not against PG-13 films. Just Robocop in particular irritates in me.

He showed range in Django where he played an intimidating, stuttering old black man.

All jokes aside he was awesome in that movie.

Don't recall stating that all PG-13 villains were pussies. If you can find an example of me saying so anywhere in these comments I'd love for you to point it out to me. What I do recollect is answering a direct question about this particular remake. I didn't throw out any blanket statement. It's obvious from your…

You repeating the same point about Terminus over and over again definitely made me laugh.

Iron Man 3 must've given you a hard-on to end all hard-ons. You're super fixated on Guy Pierce as though he were the pinnacle of PG-13 villainy.

All the cartoons I grew up watching featured women with big boobs in skimpy clothes and Joe Camel hocked cigarettes to kids. The 80s were a fucked up era.

Dude, the eighties is brimming with examples of inappropriate marketing to kids. The fact that you've brought that up twice has very little merit in this argument. This is the remake to the original which was Rated R. I think you're spot-on about the success of PG-13 marketing and that there is no urchin kids but I…

You told me to give it a rest, as if my point is invalidated because its already been whitewashed. This is the first remake of the original. It isn't a sequel or some low budget shit show. I don't have to deal with it. It won't get my money. And its annoying that they hired a director with a keen eye for bloody action…

PG-13. That is some serious fucking bullshit! If it wasn't glaring enough that this is a cash grab they had to give it a family friendly rating too. Let's clean up a movie that featured a rapist getting his dick blown off and market it to kids. Cause everyone knows if there is one thing young boys hate it's gratuitous…

HELL NO! How could he be when he's restricted by a PG-13 rating.

Robocoppin' a feel.

I chalked it up to Kennix being stressed out from the drugs, his mounting obsession and inability to recollect as fast as he'd like. Add to that his frustration is compounded by Dorian's prodding. Don't get me wrong, I much prefer the two getting along and the episodes airing out of order is a glaring error on Fox's…

Was really hoping by now that we'd see the same inventiveness and surreal brilliance that we saw in the second season of Fringe. Don't know why so many of these sci-fi and fantasy shows feel they have to delay getting gonzo. Go for it for fuck's sake! If the writing and the characters are done well then we don't need…

I'd love to be able to shut off most of the people I'm forced to talk to with the push of a button.

Yeah I too was disappointed that she wasn't more involved in the episode. Got the impression from last week's preview that she would be front and center here but alas, twas not to be. What the fuck, Almost Human?! Give the ladies a go every now and then.