Got my sister to give up on jello when I told her that animal hide were an ingredient.

At the good locations. Some have the lifespan of a Macaw.

But my manager told me that the uniform has ways of shutting that down.

Purposeful! Felt violated after. No shower could remove the stain.

Worked at McDonalds as a teen. Pulled a basket of nuggets out the fryer prematurely. One of the nuggets popped like a balloon and some vile white substance shot in my face. Haven't touched one since.

EDIT: Not a joke. This literally happened to me and rocked my world. I was a naïve kid that believed the nuggets were…

Just picture Charo doing a cuchi-cuchi to pick yourself back up.

Wanna see the beached whale Tonya from World's Dumbest.

Lucky bastard. Hate that I missed seeing them. Hoping now that Outkast has reunited that I get to catch them.

Been to more hip hop shows than I care to list and I can't completely disagree with that. One of the best ones I ever attend was Black Eyed Peas, pre-Fergie. They commanded the room like you wouldn't believe. Right in the middle they paused the set for a Soul Train dance line. Breaks my heart to see what they've…

Went to an Ozomatli show with Chali 2na and it was damn near a religious experience. Really awesome set.

Naw you have a good point. I agree that the women on the show are getting short shrift. Stahl hasn't been given much to do. We haven't seen Kennex's wife yet. We don't know much about the Captain other than she's patient to a fault. Kennex has destroyed two MX units without so much as a write-up. Hoping the lack of…

He played the same generic Messiah he plays in all his movies. Didn't matter who they cast cause Jack Reacher was boring. It was also pretty bloodless considering the body count. I definitely expected more from the guy who made Way of The Gun.

Allen Gregory residuals made it possible for Jonah Hill to accept below scale for Wolf of Wall Street.

She's like an android designed by some deranged Judy Blume fanatic.

Every Christmas some asshole would trot out that doll set. Thing that freaked me out most about those dolls was the giant dead eyes. They made everyone look like possessed pugs.

Oh, I'd believe it. Was raised Born Again Christian. Seen way too many of those abominations in my time.

That last name is missing three letters. M-A-N.

Come on, she's been very annoying for a long time now. Even with all the praise New Girl is given I still can't bring myself to watch it because I find her so twee. She's a living, breathing Precious Moments doll.

Strike Back has always been good about keeping an equal amount of kickass men and women. Rachel Dalton was an amazing character.

Unbound is the first episode that's held my full attention. Until now I did chores or websurfed while I watched it. Don't get me wrong, I really like the show but I guess I haven't fully committed. It's all coming together now though. Will have to go back and re-watch earlier episodes.