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That would be awesome. I'm all for that.

Armand Assante! YELLING!! Him and his coked-up ranting was the only thing entertaining about that movie.

And that's my major beef with it. The whole thing was a cheap chocolate Easter Bunny.

Captured by Spider-Pig.

You can also determine a person's moral standing by the color of their glow.

There is no coherent transition between scenes for the entire first hour! It confused and irritated the hell out of me. Example: Kal-El in school. The scene immediately begins with him sitting in class when his super-senses go wild. There is no lead-in. No build-up whatsoever. That scene should've began with Kal

You're Lionel Richie??

Her ears?

He's played villains but I don't think I've ever seen him play someone both evil and threatening. No matter how well he can act, that's not going to cover up the fact that he looks like his sternum would shatter if you farted on his chest. Hope he takes a cue from Gal Gadot and hits the gym. I get that he's never

Jesse is a fine actor but he's not menacing. That's my major issue with the casting. He is cold and calculating but Lex is also intimidating as hell. Like he could drop you to the floor and into a fetal position with a glance.

Even if you are willing to overlook how terrible the story was, it's pretty hard to ignore the pacing and editing issues. It's a mess.

Completely agree. It's Yack Snyder. It will most definitely be shit on a stick. I'm actually getting really excited to see how monumental this clusterfuck will turn out to be.

Do Kryptonians actually exist? Cause it feels like actual, living, breathing aliens are working behind the scenes. Virtually nothing about pre-production has made any goddamn sense.

That's great! Hit us with another one!

Ended up watching that too. Seeing Mr. T & Hulk Hogan trying not to laugh at Billy Crystal took me back to my childhood when I thought all those guys were awesome. I loved MacGruber but my favorite Will Forte character was The Falconer.

And furthermore, how the shit did Chevy Chase get a street? Was it for Funny Farm?

It's always nice when families come together.

Lori Petty landed on my shit list because of that movie. I loved the comic too and that production killed any chance of there being another one. I hope one day Jaime or Jim Mahfood get the chance to animate a DTV feature.

If any studio ever does a Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers movie, she'd be a lock for Gadget.

I want a MacGruber sequel!