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Judge Dredd isn't a bad-looking movie. The design on the mutant cannibals and the ABC Warrior is pretty badass.

I'm now realizing that Justin Beiber looks just like young Lori Petty.

Between that and Judge Dredd, the 90s was rough on independent comics. At least Tank Girl gave us a kangaroo Ice-T. Judge Dredd tried to skate by with Rob Schneider.

Duuuuude looks like a laid-day!

Sounds awesome. I will definitely fill in the Thor gap in my comic knowledge.

Never read much Thor growing up but Oliver has got me really interested in checking this out.

He should smoke pot instead. Or stop drinking. I just can't imagine having a massive bout of alcohol poisoning without the relief of vomiting. I'd have to knock myself unconscious to avoid the misery.

Shit like this is why I'm glad our lifespans are finite.

Sounds like hell on earth. Why does he even bother drinking if that's the result?

Pig Latin was very popular with kids in my school too. I think most of us just loved figuring out ways to cuss in front of adults and not get punished.

Bet he slapped Dom Deluise on the back of the head before that chuckle.

Definitely a Darwin Award contestant.

If this garbage is ever released, I will be happy to donate every ounce of shit my bowels can produce all over it.

He's not loaded. Rumor has it that one of the reasons he wasn't in Grownups 2 was because he was bitching about how Sandler and his sycophants wouldn't loan him any money. If it's true funding your own television series seems far from a good idea. Then again, if he could come up with good ideas on his own he wouldn't

Now he looks like Judge from The Frighteners.

Sounds like a remake of Pauly Shore Is Dead only with a more repugnant protagonist.

See I hated him. Lex Luthor shouldn't be elegant. The Justice League/Young Justice incarnation of him is my favorite. Like Hannibal Lector on steroids.

I thought he was okay. He certainly nailed down Loki's conniving ways. He was in no way menacing like he has been portrayed in the comics. I feel the same way about the Lex Luthor portrayals we always get in films. He's always mincing. We have yet to see a powerful, physically intimidating Lex.

Hulk didn't slam him around for nearly long enough. Could've watched five minutes of that.

Comedy for coma patients.