Holy shit! My ass cheeks have clenched with horror!

AHHHH!!! Key Lime Michael Chiklis!!

Nah she was always tagged up. First Jimmy then Amy.

Kevin Nealon was hilarious too.

That joke is one of the few things older than Don Pardo.

Norm McDonald is buried neck-deep in a bucket of chicken.

Well, you know, you and your c$nt business was just kinda hanging out there. Begging to be flicked. Meant no harm by it.

Hooray for Honkys! Right.

Right? Yeah. Sorry.

Way to puss out.

To be cuntrary.

Judging from how often he gets his ass kicked, he definitely shares Carradine's love of masochism.

He'd have been arrested ages ago for all the assaults he initiates but he always ends up the victim.

Black Dynamite!

Now he's ripping off Childish Gambino.

YES!! Now we just need a story about Chris Brown to complete today's Twat Trifecta.

You sure about that? Judging by his recent strip club and whorehouse visits I'd say they share the same passion for gutterskanks. Only difference is Bieber is still relevant so he doesn't have to troll for them on VH-1.

Miley Cyrus would require extensive plastic surgery to become that pretty.

Chicken of the Skeet.

He took after the wrong SNL guy. Chevy Chase.

If he were as gifted at writing as he is at getting beat up we'd have the next David Mamet.