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Most likely a race to see who blows themselves to completion.

Bieber is starting to resemble Flava Flav. Except instead of wearing a giant clock, he's got that Jedward coif.

Paul Mooney would agree with you. He was none too pleased with King's question about morticians for Chapelle Show.

He was plenty charming in Ghost Protocol and no one was talking about Anthony Mackie when Hurt Locker was reaping critical praise.

Goddamn. Personally I find the guy's writing infantile and repulsive. He's always talking about his dick and how it reacts to the direction of the wind. But pointing out he reeks of piss and shit is brutal. Where did you read that?

Ain't It Cool News….for those who love jizz analogies in their film reviews.

He hit the wall at Mach 2. He looked like he was 40 years old.

Not surprising considering he's the human equivalent of Baby Huey.

Eddie Furlong and Haley Joel Osment look pretty similar.

By that I mean, they both look like bloated sausage.

I'm not usually in favor of remakes but Enemy Mine would be a great choice since it's so dated. The premise and execution was great.

YEAH!!

:: Hi-fives Pinkie Fisticuffs & Whovian ::

Van Damme doing a kickline with that tiger is still good for a laugh.

Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning gave me tinnitus.

I couldn't think of a worst actor to play Mark. David Mitchell absolutely oozes intelligence and has a very unique acting style. Galecki, on the other hand, always comes off so bland and dull I'm amazed he can string a sentence together without having his eyes go dead like a fish.

Well that sucks. The chemistry between those two was half the fun.

Chris Rock hasn't been funny since he tried to throw first pitch at an Orioles game.

Unfortunately your advanced age and penchant for making silly sounds have taken on a tragic context.

Good point. I'd be just as happy if Icon got the DC animated movie treatment. That's just as less likely though. Sigh.

A Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle movie would be awesome too.

At least the physicality of the character stayed true to the comics. Michael Clarke Duncan and his devil voice was also the best thing in that turd.