That’s interesting...I have crappy circulation so maybe that’s related. Thank you!

If anyone has recommendations for an eye cream that actually does something about dark circles, I am ALL EARS. Inexpensive is obviously preferred, but honestly, at this point I’ll try anything that costs less than my rent and isn’t made from, like, kittens.

Dude, the lyrics to “Tutti Frutti” originally included the lines “If it don’t fit, don’t force it/you can grease it, make it easy” and now you want to pull this shit? Come on, Little Richard, love yourself however you are and love others like that too (unless they’re irredeemable assholes, who deserve no love).

She didn’t explain more than that but had Time cited in the footnote, so I have to imagine it was legitimate. Someone should have burned that place down.

It wasn’t one of the more “problematic” crush videos; it involved insects. Which, granted, I find abhorrent, but maybe because it was “just” insects (crickets, IIRC) that site didn’t think it was worth mentioning.

“Fun” fact: child pornography was legal in the US until the mid 70s. An arthouse theater in San Francisco even had a film festival of it.

Even though I have an extremely difficult time watching sexual assault in a movie, I watched Elle just because she was in it, and she’s amazing. The movie itself was troubling (not least because there was a scene from a real crush video in it, which absolutely pissed me off; seriously, her IT guy already explained…

Especially the “woody” ones! They look like hearses!

“I paid for my mistakes dearly”.

Oh man, it is high noon on my sundial right now.

Someone I follow on Twitter has a few choice DMs from this mole rat.

“These dogs are naturally pugnacious”

Possibly! I hope you have better hair than I do, though.

I’ve been with my partner for almost 15 years and our sex life is almost nonexistent. Forgive the cliche, but it’s true: it’s not him, it’s me. I had severe medical issues when I was in my twenties that make P in V extremely difficult, to the point that it’s not worth it. (Turns out that watching your partner suddenly…

And I love you! Coffee and cake, god that sounds good right now.

“Rent” is how she spells “meth”.

I was in some weird jail-themed bar in Tokyo and saw a button on the toilet that I couldn’t figure out. I pressed it, heard a hissing sound, and suddenly it smelled like lemons in my stall.

...what a DICKTURD! I would become a fire-breathing harpy from hell if someone pulled this stunt on me.

She’s really nice, so I couldn’t let her do it. I have some coworkers I despise that I wouldn’t have bothered to set straight!