I was wondering that myself. I can understand why the fiancee might not want to stir the turd with her sister, but come on, it’s the responsibility of the person with the shitty relative to step up and deal with it. If they don’t want to, well...red flag. I mean, if my partner and I ever make it legal, I’m not going…

Public toilets in Japan have a button you can press to make a flushing sound in order to cover up your noises. Apparently women were wasting water on cover-up flushing, so they came up with the fake flushing button. Innovative!

I got spoiled for this movie (I won’t do it here) so I’ll probably wait for DVD. That said, a coworker of mine, M, is an extremely nice, older religious lady who dislikes violence and “swears”. This conversation occurred today:

AND a courtesy stall! It is known, or SHOULD be, that the stall furthest from the door is the designated dookie stall. I am filled with rage when I’m in there just poopin’ away and someone comes in and uses the stall directly next to me when I KNOW all of the other stalls are unoccupied. (Exceptions made if those…

I saw the picture and thought “Wait, she was married to the dude from Deadwood?”

I was looking forward to this but then I got spoiled for the ending. I won’t do so here, but (SORT OF SPOILERISH) anyone who goes to it expecting Rosemary’s Baby is going to get A Serbian Film directed by Lars von Trier.

Ah, that makes sense!

God, Japanese convenience stores are the absolute best. They have grab and go food that’s actually GOOD, and they’ll heat it up for you if you ask (or, in my case, point at the microwave behind the counter while smiling like a loon and, inexplicably, nodding rapidly). I did find it odd that the 7-11s in Japan smelled…

Someone couldn’t find headsets for these celebrities to wear while taking calls?

Apologies if someone mentioned it below, but:

I’ve been an atheist for most of my life, but even I remembered this Bible quote. This chumbucket of assclowns didn’t open the doors because he figured there was no reason to unless he was being lauded for his “godliness”. BRUSH UP ON YOUR MATTHEW, JOEL OSTEEN.

I am currently being forced to answer phones all day at work, and this happened a couple of weeks ago:

All I ask is for another “Lord’s kiss” kind of scene. I’ll be earning interest on my spank bank account for YEARS if that happens.

Damn, he must be a baker ‘cause I see some delicious cakes!

I only read this a couple of months ago and for the life of me, I CANNOT remember what the hell happens. At least I can see the movie (eventually, on Netflix) relatively unspoiled.

A somewhat off topic rant: I’m so sick of AGT putting mediocre people through because they’re young and/or have a sob story. And too many singers! And WOW, another dog act!!!! Will they stand on their hind legs and do a conga line? I’M BREATHLESS WITH ANTICIPATION.

No, I felt that way too. I still liked it because of the aesthetic, but thought it was seriously lacking in every other way. I will continue to hold up the lead as my fashion icon. (And the other day when Cheeto in Chief was going off on another stupid Twitter rant, I found myself saying “What a pussy. What a baby” a…

Yeah, he probably just ties notes to a raven or something...he’s certainly artsy enough!

Thank you for the phrase “ham monster”, that was one glimmering diamond in this shit pile of a story.

I now must tell you about the best sex dream I ever had. I was at a library (one of my favorite things!) and Viggo Mortensen (another one of my favorite things!) came in and bent me over a desk (consensually) and hoody hoo! Then he gave me his phone number and left. I woke up feeling like I’d just smoked the best weed…