heh. 

It's certainly a bit more subtle than his original name for the character, Priapismus. 

Thank you for your service.

Thank you for your service.

I am a veteran of the War on Christmas. You haven’t seen suffering until a barista hands you a cup of coffee that’s green and red but doesn’t have Santa Claus on it. You haven’t gazed into the unblinking eye of hell until someone says “Happy Holidays” to you on a cold December night. 

I mean, you can always claim your phone died. 

Holy wow. Yikes on bikes. 

That’s a good one, but my favorite Jenna line will always be when she barged into the writer’s room and said “Listen up fives, a ten is speaking!”

“If he is dead, she better be over it by now” made me laugh so hard.  In any other context, so cold, but here, could not agree more.

If someone was really determined to pull off a shacket, I think the key would be pairing with shants instead of pants.

I would bet my last dollar that Kenny Loggins has in fact sung that song on more than one occasion.

I hate the word “shacket” almost as much as I hate the word “shooties” (boots that look like shoes). 

Ruth Bader Ginsberg was the first Jewish woman to be a justice on the Supreme Court. She’s kind of a big deal.

Amy Sherman-Palladino isn’t Jewish, either and so much of “Mrs Maisel” feels like Jewish kabuki theater, very tone deaf (and I’m not even Jewish myself.)

Yeah, scratching my head at how one could miss that.  

The names “Ruth,” “Bader,” and “Ginsburg” didn’t give you a clue? Or her accent, or every single photo or video of her ever taken?

[Spoken as someone who is Jewish, looks it, has a very Jewish name, and whose grandmother was nearly a dead ringer for RBG]

The speech of ethnic Jews from Idaho mostly sounds like “Get me the fuck out of Idaho.”

Lol thanks! I wish I could claim credit, but that’s from the surprisingly good Castlevania series. That show uses drunken cursing better than most.

Everything is a total shitshow but i must commend you for “snake-fuckingly crazy” because you are a goddamn poet

What do you think the expensive #sponsored bags are for? That’s where they keep them when they’re removed.