This dress + white couch really scared the shit out of me for a second.

I personally don't even mind the uniboob look. I kinda like it in fact... My boobs are chameleons and can change shape woohoo

In one tragic moment at the Dunkin's Donuts Center, dozens of performers were instantly transformed from high-fliers to crullers.

Hopefully, the Dunkin' Donuts Center was creme-filled so as to soften their fall.

Gay and Butch Otter!?! Too... many... jokes... brain... shutting down... can't stop laughing... extremities shaking... insides clenching... pants saturating... please send help... feels like... only words capable of coming out of my mouth. are.. GAY AND BUTCH OTTER!!

ALSO: his ex-wife is named Gay. He was part of a couple called Gay and Butch Otter.

This is the best Godwin's I've ever seen.

I hate myself a little for how much that comment made me laugh. Out loud. In public.

Know what else was supposed to last for a thousand years? The Third Reich.

WHATTHEFUCKWHATISTHATWHYDIDIWATCHTHATHOLYSHIT

Understood. It's a niche market.

No can do, still on the run for arson.

I was babysitting once and they had exactly this kind of thing where you could control the camera to move, etc. I periodically checked on toddler girl who was angelically sleeping during nap. The next time I turned it on and panned down, she was sitting upright directly in front of it, staring at me. Her eyes were…

WHOA. You did math.

I had a hilarious conversation with a friend where she was freaking out and wondering why her underpants were getting bleached and I had to talk her down because THIS IS SOMETHING WOMEN DON'T TALK ABOUT (and I think it only happens to about a third of women?). I find it horrifically embarrassing even though I know…

Mine is always particularly noticeable with my black ones it seems. Lighter colors I don't ever see much of an issue with it. But a pair of black cotton panties that I'm fond of? I get a month or two of wear before the bleaching gets recognizable from the outside.

Country clubs have dress codes?? I thought everybody who went there just dressed like that because money and fabulousness!! (This is not snark, I actually thought patrons just regularly dressed like that.)

I hope she has a section on chemical burns.

Cherry tomatoes are for serial killers and commies.