People have said that. Many people. The best people.

OMG I almost choked on my necklace at that bit about the Dalmatians.

The Trump Administration: Where Hope gives up on YOU.

It is awfully fun to read the comments and see them helplessly flapping around, not quite knowing how to spin this. But rest assured, they will find a way.

With what?? What would YOU use? I’m thinking some of that VantaBlack that goes up to 300 degrees Celsius randomly.

In Sharpie? So the letters don’t run in the rain??

I am *so* grateful to have finally found the explanation. I was coming up with all kinds of crazy shit on my own.

How many emergency rooms are going to be full of complete alcohol poisonings toningth?

QUEEN. Right this very moment. It has an absolutely SICK beat, and the surprise cameo by Erykah Badu!? THE BOOTY DON’T LIE!

Because it would attract the attention of men, and that would mean more women would be harassed, abused, beaten, and so on.

I would guess like Campbell’s vegetable soup.

*moist

....eventually.

She used Comic Sans?

“Those are some nice reservations ya got there. Would be a shame if ... something happened to them.”

That was a definite “wait for it” comment. I read it, thought “whaaa?” then took a sip of coffee. The mouthful of coffee was a serious mistake, because now it’s all over letters v-m on my keyboard.

That’s not exactly how it works, usually. For many people, it depends on what kind of insurance they have, NOT on what place they go to. In some cases (I’m a licensed MT in Michigan) massage is covered under insurance if it’s at a chiro, and they had a chiro treatment on the same day. Some people’s insurances cover…

Very Good Boy.

I have a friend in Chicago who has lupus, and she regularly uses weed in one form or another to help control her symptoms. She also has to do some extreme pharmaceutical treatments (chemo infusions, etc.) but THC on a daily basis keeps some things from flaring up.

Innocent here: Is that how weed really looks? It strongly resembles the extremely wilted, half-frozen cilantro that is wasting away in my veggie crisper. What are the weird yellowy bits?