I believe they’ve already ruled out sharks due to location, though. Besides, why force a theory when Occam’s razor (no pun intended) is so evident?

Big ocean, tiny body, short amount of time. Didn’t happen.

No articulate words today, but I’m so sorry you and Dinos have to deal with this shit.

I am sending you all the patience I have left.

I’m smack dab in the middle of getting out. He’s on his best behavior because other people are watching. I probably won’t be in danger til the divorce is final but I don’t know. He’s the quiet type who bides his time and everyone will be surprised if he does something. Everyone but me

You ok, Dinos? I saw you say something similar maybe a week ago. Hope you are safe.

decapitate and dismember the body, thouroughly lacerate the torso in attempt to prevent bloating, attach weights, and then toss overboard.

GEEZUS don’t say that. Stay safe and strong.

Oh, oh, I wish you and yours safety now and calm in the near future.

I hope you don’t end up dead.

I believe scavenging sea animals do not usually neatly sever limbs from a torso and leave said torso neat and relatively unblemished.

Has it come out that he dismembered her?

OH HELL THE FUCK NO

Oh, Fuck that.

Billions of blue blistering barnacles! (Aw; I want to call my dad, now....)

Woah woah!!

Insensitive is what that man did to his wife.

I know whenever I see someone die in a accident my first instinct is to toss them in a sub & sink it to the bottom of the nearest body of water.

Of course he did.

Jesus Christ how horrifying. how could you ever be so sad and pathetic that you kill someone for laughing at you?