Considering that Columbus didn’t set foot in fucking CHILE in 1492, maybe you should pick that book up yourself, and you know, read it this time.

Have you read the latest Tana French? Without getting into spoilers, there’s a character who very deliberately and consciously redesigns herself into a trendy blonde in order to snag a certain guy. This is isn’t her look or scene at all, and when a friend questions it and why she’s going so basic bitch, she says she’s…

The rubbing our faces in it has to be purposeful. There’s no way an entire administration and everyone tangentially related lacks any semblance of self-awareness, right?

Wtf is wrong with everyone in this administration and public service? First Zinke’s wife is live-tweeting their exotic Greek vacation and now Linton is bragging about her private taxpayer expensed jet and designer clothes? He’s worth $500 million but couldn’t pay for a private jet or 1st class but had to ride off…

I think that so many younger people are at the point where our culture of immediacy has effectively stymied our ability to understand that public policy is a long journey towards the ideal.

Well, I have to give credit to one of the most conservative countries in the world making at least this much progress on the issue. Divorce was entirely illegal until a little over a decade ago. Hopefully expanding access to abortion won’t take another few decades.

Progress, I guess, but only for rape, inviablility, and danger to mother’s life? That’s pretty fucking thin progress.

I’m a big fan of this series. I basically want to be pals with all three people who y’all have done so far.

Mary Bowser is awesome! Fun fact: she is a member of the U.S. Army Intelligence Hall of Fame!

Seymour Assfault.

How about a civil war hero like Mary Elizabeth Bowser, who was a free black woman who was a spy for the union, posed as a slave and worked in Jefferson Davis’ household? She was a key figure because she shared confederate military plans/strategy with union military figures. Davis knew there was a leak/spy but never…

Until we find out that McRoadFace has also been a slave owner as his exits are doing all of the opening and closing of the doors.

May I suggest Roady McRoadface Highway?

If you ever wanna have a real good (read: terrible) time, pick a Conservative-leaning Facebook page discussing all this and remind them that Robert E. Lee was a slaveowner and a traitor. You will learn real quick just what kind of history some people in this country have been taught. The way some people tell it, Lee…

How about “Ulysses S. Grant Kicked Robert E Lee’s Ass Highway”

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

It’s class war, pure and simple. “Dear patron of my high-end restaurant; your bill would have been less if it weren’t for the unreasonable financial demands made by the lecherous poors I employ. So sorry.”

Because it’s a DC area restaurant and he’s preaching specifically to political insiders who may be eating there? Greedy fucker.

And if I remember correctly, the cost Papa John Fuckface was talking about was 14 cents.

I have short, thick legs that exercise and lipo haven’t cured. If anything, working out has only made my calves bigger. I’m all about this song. Leg acceptance is hard when all you see are thin, long legs in the media.