Weird that it’s this story that brings all the trolls out.

Although I roll my eyes very heavily at the ‘cats are cruel’ brigade, I have to admit they are not pretty hunters. If you left them to sort it out for themselves it would be just as unpleasant for a different set of animals.

This needs more stars. I’m sorry you were ill but not sorry that you were here with your actual, real information about this. So tired of people being shamed for their illnesses and all the misinformation about health. It’s got the point where I give almost all cancer-related lifestyle advice the side eye now.

So a cricketer who forced his wife to drink bleach gets off without prison time but Bryce deserves to be locked up?! Being British seems terminally embarrassing these days.

Yes, it’s parents. Nobody loves sleep quite like us.

This needs more stars.

Being really honest about white English history involves a lot of awful. But we’re not all bad. I’m a delight! 😋

Irish people (especially Catholics) were systematically oppressed by the English and have been the subjects of centuries of racism. I grew up in England in the ‘80s when Irish jokes were sold in books for children. It was nasty.

That’s uncanny.

That’s cute poppet.

You are awesome.

Now how do I convince the UK Conservative party of the same thing?

You are a better person than I am.

Will that woman’s talents never end?

That happened to me. I refused to truly celebrate my second pregnancy until week 24. If I was as famous as Beyonce I would have been a recluse for the full 9 months.

Yes! I am so tired of telling the ‘how I became a pescatarian’ story. People assume that everyone is morally obliged to be all or nothing. Eat some meat? You should eat all the meats! Vegetarian, why aren’t you vegan!? And what makes it ok for you to eat the way you do?! Prove you’re not one of ‘them’!!!

Me too!

Learning the word chucklefuck is now a highlight of my 2016. Thank you.

You got it spot on! You have now have our permission to say wife waff.

I pray that every Monday morning Trump wakes up to find himself inexplicably covered in clown makeup.