That is a lot of crappy drama to deal with at a stressful time in your life. Don’t be too hard on yourself, you are not a coward. I have had social anxiety for years (it comes and goes for me) and it has nothing to do with being pathetic or cowardly. She does not sound like your friend anymore. Merely a friend of a…

Hero!

That was beautiful. Do you want to be in charge of all my revenge fantasies?

Yes, don’t be like us in the UK. Be scared of the throw-away protest vote. Most of those voters seem to regret their choice now but it’s too late.

I hate to ruin the notion of the UK as a reasonable country but Brexit was founded on appeasing closeted racists and has encouraged racism in this country. It has empowered the worst of us the same way Trump has in the US. So many people say they voted to kick out all immigrants and prevent more immigration.

So sorry that happened to you. I don’t know why some people are so snobbish and unkind about these things.

You deserve more stars.

At least I have that going for me...

In the UK a solicitor is a type of lawyer. I was very confused-for longer than is flattering.

I encourage my 2 year with bye bye and have started working on please and thank you. I insist on please and thank for my 5 year old who sometimes talks to me like I’m his withered old housekeeper. He is pretty good at please, thank you and excuse me outside the house though. I never insist on physical greetings.

They really should stop giving us ideas. A ‘Baby Jesus does pilates here!’ sign is gracing my lawn this Holidaymas.

Unfortunately that is exactly what he means. Flag and dismiss. There is no conversation to be had with that one.

Picnic museum! Think someone just found their new win the lottery escape fantasy...

You replied! Have you had time to start that blog yet?

That reminds me so much of my little brother who insisted on shaking hands with all relatives instead of kissing. My mum made them all respect his decision.

Now I need all your parenting tips and recommendations for kids books and possibly a blog. Start a parenting blog. You could call it ‘how not to raise a douchebro - preventing another Ryan Lochte’.

I read that as ‘what were you thinking’. Couldn’t decide whether to laugh or cry.

You’re a true gent.

I’m British, so pants = underwear. I don’t like typing the word knickers (although for you I gave it a shot).

This is probably very late in the day but can’t let this go. You are not a weirdo and do not have to change anything except lightbulbs. And pants.