Sounds like some people need to get off your goddamn lawn.

♫Fat guy throwing a TD♪

Poe knows football.

That looks nice, but not having the flat/90-degree/wall hugging plugs is an immediate no-go for me. 99% of the time I need a power strip, it is because the outlet is going to be behind some piece of furniture (desk, entertainment center, bed). I don’t want to have to keep my everything 3-4 inches away from the wall so…

That looks nice, but not having the flat/90-degree/wall hugging plugs is an immediate no-go for me. 99% of the time…

This was Jensen’s first NHL game, so luckily he can use the old “It’s my first day” excuse.

“You’ll ruin my radio career? How are you going to do that?”—and Sherman doubled down: “Video.”

If this kind of thing becomes a trend, I’d hate to be the guy who loses the Motel 6 Cactus Bowl.

By two lines, do you mean the crease? If the goalie is in the blue half-circle in front of the net, he’s mostly protected, but if he’s out of it, he’s just a dude on the other team.

But when a monstrous troll appears, Nikki fights off the creature.