That thing is a death trap.

Don’t be such a herb.

-1 for being a turd

Slow-mo shot of Poe leaping into the air with Chariots of Fire playing. Instant Fat Guy Touchdown motivational tape for future fat guy’ers.

Same. I really need that elbowed plug!

Same. I really need that elbowed plug!

“Trailers give too much of the story away!”

I lived on Oahu for a six month internship. I learned in that brief time that you NEVER leave your coffee grounds in the coffee maker after you make a pot. You will be visited and adored by the cockroach community that seems to have flourished on the island.

This’ll garner some laughs, but after looking at the long term quality index of vehicles in this and similar segments, I went with a certified 2012 Mitsubishi Outlander for $13,000, 35k miles. It’s by no means fancy and the interior is very utilitarian, but it drives well and has good space. I can actually move my…

I don’t know anyone here that refrigerates their bread. We do, however, buy multiple loaves at a time if they go on a good sale and put all but one in the freezer to keep them long term.

Yeah sorry. The two red ones behind the goal. Thanks for clarifying. I’m still getting into hockey and learning the more granular rules.

If the goalie is in between those two lines, he’s “protected”, right? Is that why it’s a penalty? If the goalie comes out beyond his home base, is he pretty much free game?

Look, I’m not seeking high ground here. I am a licensed investment consultant at a large insurance company so I’m not a complete idiot (despite what my wife may say, HEYO!).

Because it ensures any liquidated assets go to those who win lawsuits before it reaches investors. You become a line item in their books they have to pay before anyone else sees that money. A company will ALWAYS have assets to liquidate, webserver it be land, buildings, machines, equipment, or otherwise. That money…

Odds on Mike Brown firing Marvin Lewis so he can hire Jeff Fisher? I mean, it’s the only logical dumbass move only he can make, so it’s bound to happen right? Replace one bad coach with an even worse coach to save money and save face at the same time?

NO! DAMNIT! It’s like a bad cartoon where the villain’s evil plan backfires and has to live through 7 more playoff losses.

IT’S A FOOTBALL PLAY?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Not only did he interfere with the catch, he laid into his head at full speed. This is why the NFL has a shitty reputation when it comes to players’ brains turning to mush. The absolute shock and horror of watching that and then seeing the offending player NOT…

As a Bengals fan, I cannot wait until this asshole is off of the team. He, Burfict, Lewis, and Mike Brown himself can be washed away in the Ohio River and carried into Pittsburgh where I can rightfully hate them even more.