Yeah only teal complaint is the ending realization felt abrupt. Like it didn’t feel earned. I don’t know. Like what was that scene before it?

Taco girl: “Why not both?”, etc. I went to “Lady Bird” a week after “Thor: Ragnarok” and thoroughly enjoyed both, for completely different reasons.

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

Derrick Rose is a spectacularly bad player. You could not have discredited yourself more completely if you’d said the basketball is cube-shaped.

I have! What he has done the last couple seasons is: Be crappy and not make his team better.

I just want to say congratulations to AJ McCarron on what is now most certainly a Hall of Fame career. It’s unfortunate for Dalton now who will unfortunately go down with a season ending injury in the next two weeks, forcing the Bengals to play McCarron who will immediately post a 125 passing rating for the season and…

PC load-letter... What the fuck does that mean?

...to “not curious enough but still an asshole”.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Look, I know fuck all about hoops, but this is the single greatest bit of analysis I’ve read about any player in any sport ever: “He’s just a rotation guy who shoots jumpers like he’s trying to put a heavy bucket of water on a high shelf without spilling any on his head.”

I haven’t even finished reading yet and I just came down to say that this is the only good basketblog in history.

“We fixed up your kitchen, and hung drawings from our kids all over the place!”

WTF does that have to do with anything?

I will LITERALLY KILL MYSELF if’n he doesn’t start showing some awareness. This GUY, revered by MILLIONS of children, cannot PROCEED in such a MANNER.

The problem is that there often multiple, obvious ways to connect major events that are not really fucking stupid, but the writers don’t seem to care, or are incapable of finding them.

If Burfict played for the Stillers, he’d make a highlight reel and receive praise from Jon Gruden’s cheesie ass for being “hard nosed on pass/run options.”

Spot on. The league wants to have some “villains” from franchises it doesn’t care about financially so it can pretend to care about player safety. The media eats this up, and I’m always taken aback when some of the other Deadspin writers play along with this narrative.

NFL: Who hit who?

The Cavs falling on their face on this is comic. Sans the public backlash this was probably going to sail through the city and county processes. Glad they got it stopped.

The Burfect rule should just be “when in doubt, suspend Burfect.”