To be fair, the word No hasn’t had any meaning at Fox since it’s inception.

I’m a wsop dealer and I’ve dealt the series for a few years now. Norman always plays a few events every year, usually some of the different mixed game events. Norman is one of the quietest most respectful players I’ve dealt to. I guess he really plays up his persona when he does commentary.

i’m fully here for Kinja beef

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

You do not get any type of rebel or blue collar points for forgoing movie theater popcorn. Once you’ve sold out and gone, you may as well enjoy it.

“As God as my witness, I thought this stadium proposal would fly.”

You are being very chill about your marauding squirrel, but he is just the vanguard in the squirrel war to come. You are in the bronze age of this arms race, and start saving now for increasingly complex, squirrel-thwarting bird feeders.

“Just say the word, girl, I got you.”

Barton was not an absolute yes but, for the moment, it was good enough.

In Florida, everything taking a nap startles easily.

This article hits home for me. I was paralyzed at the age of 21 in 2014, and while I’ve had a very lucky recovery, I will always face a lifetime of related medical costs. I know that there are millions of people in similar situations, and it filled me with rage to watch Paul Ryan give that fucking PowerPoint…

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

I’ve never called an elected representative in my life. I just did. I expected to have to leave a voicemail, but someone picked up on the first ring! This caught me off guard, so I stammered my way through what I wanted to say about the last couple of weeks, especially this weekend. Who knows if the congressperson I…

The death of American liberalism, in a classical norms-and-institutions sense- the lack of anyone who is both willing and able to advocate clearly and intelligently for classical liberal republican ideals - has to be one of the most remarkable and unremarked trends in American politics. These are and have been…

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

Yes, Christian went — he went about four fingers deep. He went a little too far. But when I’m just messing with somebody, poking them in the belly button or grabbing someone’s butt, it’s just to break up the seriousness of the game. The people who are freaking out about that have never played the game, or were…

He’s right. Back in high school, we’d sometimes break up the seriousness of the game with a quick finger up someone’s ass, or if it was one of your best friends on the team, maybe a quick dick sucking. Just guys messing around, you know? Nothing tells a teammate “job well done” like a good fist. Y’all nerds wouldn’t…

Because I could not stop my Jokes

“I dunno, sure felt like one.”