The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

I don’t understand why Isner just softly plays it back right to him?

Do people still read ESPN.com?  I’ve been boycotting since they shut down Grantland.

I mean, that does sound moderately less annoying than having to listen to Joe Buck.

2019, the year of the Bengals!

CONSIDER THE BRO
And Other Essays
by Drew Magary

“After much deliberation, there is significant agreement that St. Frances has moved their program to a level that we are not interested in competing at or with,” read the Mount Saint Joseph statement. “If their goal is to be a national power competing against like schools, we wish them success, but that is not our…

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Wow, really? That’s a genuinely surprising take. I thought it was a goofy stunt, but it also served a legit journalistic purpose, and is being cited in the ongoing lawsuit between the city of Miami and Marlins ownership.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Everyone saying yanny is a troll and I don’t know when you got together and decided to fuck with me like this but it is extremely rude.

I spent a few wild and crazy Spring Breaks at Padre in the late 90s and somehow managed to avoid being indicted by a grand jury for aggravated sexual assault of a child. You’re really willing to chalk being arrested for gang rape up to youthful irresponsibility? That’s extremely fucked up.

The Lions don’t usually do anything in first place

There’s even more backstory to it. Joey has been trolling Phils dicks for a while now.

It’s a little more like criticizing an NFL head coach halfway through the first quarter of the season opener after he’d repeatedly tried to run out a 10-man defense, directed the quarterback to move the ball toward his own end zone while talking about the power of positive belief, and ordered the punter and kicker to…

It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

“Messi’s cranium is much smaller than the average player, and he appears to exhibit signs of brachycephalia. Whereas craniometer readings for Chris Wondolowski are off the charts.” - Thomas Rongen

Is there a compelling reason to not burn down the USA gymnastics headquarters?

“And that’s why you never remake your jump shot.”

Whatever, Albert. Let’s see you look cool while trying to shoot a 55 lb. basketball.