Great work, white Dennis Rodman! 

If there is one lesson a person should take from the 2010s, it is that people who are personally nice to you are invariably good in all other areas.

He’s continuing the proud family tradition of “Look, I didn’t actually see what you’re talking about...”

Big Dick Picks

I admit I was a touch disappointed that the Patriots didn’t score a TD on their final drive of the 1st half, if only because I would have loved to watch Twitter blow up with conspiracy theory posts about the playoffs being rigged after the CBS crew put up that graphic stating the Chargers had 5 1st downs in the half…

I have no stake in this game. I didn’t watch it. I don’t think anything of Nick Foles. But I don’t pass up a punning opportunity when I see one. 

Big Pick Nick.

Possibly the best part of this game was the post game interview with Brady

The dude publically guaranteed a Chargers win. Hang his head up on the trophy room wall next to Freddie Mitchell's.

Rivers is a ticking time bomb of rage. If I was the pats I would absolutely try to bring The Hulk out of Banner. Because unlike the real Hulk it is he who will be getting smashed.

Replacing Phil Simms with Romo was such a great move. His commentary is a breath of fresh air compared to everyone else right now. Really wonder when the other networks are going to follow suit and bring in new talent.

In true Patriots fan fashion, I’m just as excited to see Shawne Merriman get roasted on Twitter as I am to see my team win.

Has Gus Bradley never seen the Steelers play the Patriots? Running zone against Brady is a gift-wrapped package to him. I just find myself laughing at all those people who thought the Chargers were going to win this. I know it’s early but this game is already a joke.

The dozens of Los Angeles fans must be so sad.

I think when Pats got to the first and goal before the fourth TD, there was this beautiful shot of Bradley, and behind him Lynn, just staring at the field with this stunned expression on their face.

Yeah that macho “I would rush or engage the active shooter and take him down” bravado goes right out the window as soon as people realize someone is trying to kill them with live ammo.

All the butthurt Trumpists shrieking “it’s not the same thing!” are delicious.

Only time some one brought a weapon to school was when it was a knife. Sure he came at me and tried to stab me but I ruined his plan by staying 15 feet away from him at all times.

I’m a public school teacher; to be honest, I am not planning on taking a bullet for some student. The fact that part of my job involves training in the even that someone comes to my place of work and starts shooting people is completely fucked. There is no reason anyone should have to worry about being shot at as part…

Regardless, Ocasio-Cortez is going to continue to piss off other Democrats who think she should wait her turn who are every bit as bought and sold by corporate interests as their GOP counterparts.