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I see a lot of people asking about Shaun King instead of being glad this girl’s killer didn’t go free.

Shaun King is practically infotainment at this point. If you accept him as that, you won’t be disappointed. I’m just thankful that Black Man-cy Grace was able to indirectly get justice for Jazmine even if it was messy.

The conservative trolls really are trying on this one. I’m surprised they’re all ungreyed on The Root, honestly.

The problem is all the Jesus-y people love him because he’s one of them.

Blake Bortles to start for the Jags in 2019 . . .

The Democrats would roll over and die if they had a whiff of any sense of normalcy. Trump’s saving grace is that he’s so overtly delusional and cruel that people know enough to turn against him. Pence? Same policies, but much nicer. I don’t want him a heartbeat away from the presidency let alone on it.

Breaking News: Giants sign Eli Manning to 1 year contract extension

Pence’s faux-concerned eyebrows make me want to punch something.

A Trump supporter with thin skin and a penchant for not shutting the fuck up on Twitter. What a surprise!

How to identify a snowflake:

I see quite a few “she started it” comments. Did she technically “start” things? Yes. But lets get real. She’s a fan and she said the guy was her least favorite player on twitter. By the standards of things fans say on twitter, this is like a fucking negative -8 on the Richter scale. There is no reason in the world a

He’s basically what the movie “Rookie of the Year” would have been if the kid had been Ben Shapiro. 

“Women started it, change my mind!” - read the sign held up by Trevor Bauer, in just a diaper, on a college campus somewhere five years from now.

I guess this a good time for the annual reminder:

I fully expect his employers to put a stop to this and punish him appropriately. They are an upstanding organization who has a well documented history of rebuking offensive and immature behavior, be it in word, image or deed. One can always trust them to do what is right, not because they stand to gain, but because it

Trevor Bauer sure seems like a twat.

The independent Bauer-Portnoy 2020 ticket is gonna cause Trump some real problems with his base, I can feel it.

How quickly will Nikki be posting a screenshot of Bauer’s slide into her DMs “apologizing”, followed by a ham-fisted flirtation attempt?

Counterpoint: let’s eliminate the kicking specialist altogether. Keep the extra point, but make it an “and-1" scenario where the guy who scored the TD has to take the shot.  FGs still exist, but also must be by the last person to touch the ball in play.

Counterpoint: kickers add drama to the game.

That would require changing the name of the sport then, which would just be too much for the average NFL fan to handle.