He stole that quote like it was in the seafood section of Publix.

Your friend’s sister’s cousin’s recently single best friend on Facebook agrees too.

Then where the fuck did Matt Millen get his draft advice?

“once”

I recently rewatched that 81 point game against the Raptors, and you should too. Watch the Laker bench. You’d think having a teammate reaching historic numbers would have the bench erupting. Nope. They all look so disengaged. That’s the most telling thing about Kobe. 81 points and your teammates don’t give a shit.

More amazingly, Vince Carter is still playing - averaging 15 minutes and 5 points a game, and hasn’t announced his retirement.

Look at the good he did for The Game Of Basketball. Before Kobe, Basketball was boring and useless. I remember watching games as a kid and crying from boredom. The players would just walk on the court and shake hands for 48 minutes while the coaches deflated as many basketballs as they could with crude knives. Unreal.…

Jerry Jones called Cleveland to ask about Johnny Manziel. You know it’s coming.

Tough break for the Cowboys. They were so competitive in this game before the injury.

For a young player, interacting with Boston hecklers is a quick way to Sully your reputation.

Ah, so Okafor was merely singing the Duke fight song.

How to become a Philly folk hero:

Don't worry, Manziel will also be starting for the Cowboys soon.

If there is a safe haven for those who lie about video, it’s Chicago.

Step 1: Preheat Oven to 325 degrees

Twenty-seven year season ticket holder here; I would love to be able to enjoy THESE Patriots from that concrete and aluminum shithole they called Schaefer/Sullivan/Foxboro Stadium. The new place is a soul-less, corporate, antiseptic, money machine. It’s great for the wine and cheese set and for the owner, but there is…

I grew up on Grogan, Cavanaugh, and paper bags with eyeholes, so I feel like I earned the Bellichick Brady era

Yes, the neckroll take was an important factor in my decision to star this

Amen. This is for all of those years sticking to frozen metal benches at Sullivan Stadium, suffering through Eason, Millen and Bishop. Our best QB played wearing a neckroll. Asterisk away.

I’m 48 and a lifelong Patriots fan. Having watched 2-14 seasons, the 86 Super Bowl humiliation, and the holy shit god awful 1-15 Rod Rust year, I’ll happily take sketchy, brilliant, and successful. I’d wager the rest of you would too.