I’m gonna buy a ticket right near his dugout next summer and shit on him like he’s Stalin.  

Flynn was Turkey’s bitch, and the timing of this announcement fits well with Flynn’s public humiliation this week.

Kilmeade will soon be abducted by Rand Paul and sent to Cry Me A...

“GREEN EARTH???” - Ryan Zinke

Hi Jon!!!

Well they think “BLM” is a black racist chant, so it’s on them...

She has a violent mental illness. There’s also that in Canada, and everywhere else.   

There’s a finite amount of roster space on every team. You really think somebody who’s not a top-5 first baseman is going to quit making millions of dollars playing baseball if they have to play in Cleveland?   If so, I’ll gladly take their job.  

Eighteen Throwgasms buddy!

Bitch I’m white.  Get the fuck over yourself.

Pretty much every rock band ever....

*does not apply to Jeffrey Epstein.

He had Greenland Syndrome, otherwise known as Vikings Regret.

It really does get boring as hell on the road....

Suddenly Trump tries to buy DC United.  

Kudos.

Is Florida one of them? This was three days ago:

Friday night at like 10:30pm, a classic villain move.  

two days.   Friday.   

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