Yeah Ichiro was basically tortured as a child.

Area Man Beats Area Team

Watch the video:

She’s raising Yankees fans.  That alone is repulsive...

I resemble that remark.

“the fans”

Even Chuck Grassley can’t tweet in complete sentences.  

Getting more black kids into soccer is the first step.

“Other People Don’t Matter” is the bedrock belief of American life.  How dare you, sir, have no respect for disrespect!

Ugh my son did that at age 6.   damn near torn his nutsack off.  

So true.

They will grow up to see his lies. You are a positive role model already. Keep the faith.

Really disappointed there are no photos of Virgil rolling a joint.  

No free wifi? No tech bros.

the narcissism is the glue

Who would start for the Astros?  I’d pick Verlander.

EYE OF THE TIGER

I live near the beach and they are the best summer shoes. Gardening, swimming, anything with sand/dirt/mud outside. The fact that they cause hipsters to become irate is just icing on the croc cake.

Racist dog whistle.   

Also another racist way to say they are “dummies”.