My IKEA furniture would fit right in here.

how’s the local school district though?

Me too. Now I’m broken for that poor kid.

Fun fact: Statisitcally speaking, Americans are now more likely to be shot by a toddler than by a terrorist.

Won’t happen. He got life without parole, plus more time on top of that to be served consecutively. He’s done.

Naw, see the photo? The boy was white.

he didn’t just kill that child. he tortured him to death like that.

If the dad had just planted a taser on the kid’s body, he could have had a good enough self-defense claim to hang a jury.

Yeah, that’s what I was trying not to imagine. Poor little guy

An almost two year old can talk. I keep imagining that poor baby crying out for his dad to let him out of his car seat.

Good. Fuck this guy.

Usually, I despise Aramark and their ‘values’..but not this time!

I’ve taken great joy in keeping my daughter from my in-laws. It makes them sad. It makes us happy.

A small part of me still questioned if Philadelphia was the worst sports town. Then I heard her “sing”.

“I was like a god there, I owned that stadium.”

Got an email from my mom this past weekend; can confirm.

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

Trump supporters are dumb, racist assholes. All of them.

“As things trickle down...” that guy should look up where we get that saying from.