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Especially in Times Square. It’s got a barely concealed level of 24/7 crazy. Don’t tell the tourists ...

Similarly, the left dubbed Sarah Palin “Caribou Barbie,” leading to an entire year where I began every other sentence with the qualifier, “don’t make me defend Sarah Palin.”

This was taken *after* Trump had his fill from devouring their souls...

Who else will be drinking at work tomorrow?

Hideous men = beautiful.

“Is there any place more fun to be than a Trump rally?”

“Look at this mask. Look at this mask. Oh wow. Wow, that’s beautiful,”

It’s probably just like the one he makes Melania wear.

Donald Trump is Jenna Maroney.

101) Stein and Johnson supporters, try not to fuck the country over like Ralph Nader did in 2000.

Just like taking twitter away from Donald, it’s too late for her. The Trump brand is shit, Ivanka’s reputation is shit.

mine is finally cooling. Check out fivethirtyeight! the odds are heading back into our favor!

Lifelong Cubs fan here who moved to NYC from Chicago a couple years back. My response to every friend who texted me “you gotta fly in for the parade!!” was: “No thanks, I hate Cubs fans.”

Oh, eat a dick.

Edit:

“Donald wasn’t really interested in the children until he could talk business with them”

Slapping Donald Jr. certainly raised Trump’s stature in my book.

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?