Well, looks like he WAS planning on crashing your birthday party. Sucks for you. Bill Murray would just be Tom Hanks if he didn’t perform random acts of whimsical shenaniganry.

When did you lose your soul and become allergic to fun?

Actually not my team, I’m a RedSox fan. We definitely have the worst manager in baseball

As a Royals fan that’s what 2014 was like. But then there was 2015!

That is probably the best analysis. I think Chesneys IQ is the bar code on a can of Axe Body Spray. After rewatching Right before they cut to Chesney, Mugatu (how fantastic is that entire horn section) was killing a sax solo. That plus two thick hipped beautiful women singing about shooting drunken cretins.

I actually had to google Chesney to make sure I had the right guy. Sturgill Simpson Drive by Truckers and Jason Isbell are about the only modern country acts I can identify.

Maybe he was enrapt? The whole thing just shut his nervous system down and it was all he could do to just stand upright? I mean...Bey and the Dixie Chicks, that’s a lot to throw at someone’s earbrain at once, it could easily be overwhelming to the point of dissociation.

They literally take their name from an era that was about the enslavement of people. I am not surprised.

It’s bothered me since they became popular that this, like waving the Stars and Bars, is even a thing that’s acceptable in the US. Just shows how profoundly racist and out of touch with its own history this country is. Does “Lady Rhodesia” sound romantic to you? How about “Fraulein Anschluss”? Just ugh.

I bet his shit would fuck our world up. #richpeopleweed

Me too. #stonergoals

At about the 4:15-4:20 mark Kenny Chesney really seems unimpressed.

What galls me is that the Dixie Chicks were burned at the stake for saying that they are ashamed that GWB is from Texas, but Ted Nugent and others are calling for Obama and Hillary to be literally killed and that’s totally fine with the Dixie Chicks haters.

I just want to smoke with him. One day.

I’ll never forget watching the Dixie Chicks burned at the stake in 2003, in the lead-up to the Iraq War. They were one of my favorite country groups– I loved their vision of American freedom. It was horrible seeing all that creativity trampled under the boot of jingoism.

There were SO many angry tweets about how Beyoncé didn’t belong there and other tweets about the CMAs scheduling the worst performers. Those folks didn’t like Bey being there and they sure haven’t completely forgiven the Dixie Chicks.

They all killed it, it was fantastic. I saw the Dixie Chicks live this year and they covered the song then too. You can tell it’s a favorite of theirs.