Thank you for saving this garbage day of a Friday.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

lol

They would have anyway

I say we send all the tissue - forevermore - to Governor Abbot - even when he loses office. By mail. Snail mail. Slowest possible. No ice packs.

I can not say it enough, these male legislators know so little about basic human biology I’m shocked that they remember to breathe and eat.

You’d think the Republican Party would learn from this Trump debacle and quietly mention to the states, “Hey, you know what, let’s chill out on women’s issues for a bit. You know until after the election and we’ve had some time to strategize on how to win women back to the party.”

Meanwhile, Jacksonville can’t even find a way to sack their own coach.

The fact that 44% of America thinks he would be a good leader is deeply disturbing. I mean I knew we were a stupid country but I didnt know HOW stupid until now.

I’ll take it a step further. A guy who has a very public history going back to the late 1970's of saying ridiculously offensive shit about women and showcasing his utter contempt for them........or these accusers.

Everytime this comes, I’m reminded of the question about who we should believe: the guy who says he assaults women, or the women that say he assaulted them?

Hang in there, comrade. The Golden Age may return yet. Haven’t you heard? Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

And Satanic cults.

This is why I give out loaded firearms to children on halloween. So they can protect themselves, of course.

Ha ha ha *sob*

Twelve innocent people. 12.

And the 80's, the Golden Age of terrorism and serial killers.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.