All I can think of is Elle Woods saying, “...and happy people don’t kill their husbands.”

It’s actually very common for embezzlers to self-justify their theft by donating a large part of the proceeds to charity (or telling themselves that they will).

Gaylord Perry

Frank Tanana.

On a related note, fuck Randy Wolf

1974 A’s pitchers included:

I bet when Fausto Carmona went back to using his real name his fastball lost 5 MPH.

although not a pitcher, still my favorite name: Sixto Lezcano

Need a judges call on Vida Blue.

Dennis Ray “Oil Can” Boyd

Dick Pole

Boof Bonser

Tug McGraw

Rollie Fingers is a wonderful name for a greased-up-looking reliever with a tricky sinker. Maybe the perfect name. He’s gonna get the save, and then he’s going to con you out of 40 bucks on your way back to your car.

Virgil Trucks

My personal favorite - Oil Can Boyd

Gaylord Perry?

Dick Pole

Bert Blyleven. If I ever have a dog, his name will be Bert for sure.

Oh please let’s win the House. I can’t stand eight more years of Congress refusing to actually do any work.

Well he did cheat on and leave 2 of his wives when they were sick one of whom was dying of cancer so we know he doesn’t much care about what women think

the biggest cheaters are obsessed with their partners cheating on them