Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Good thing he had that camera set up to catch any burglar who happened to bend over the foot of his bed.

YOURE KILLING YOUR FATHER, LARRY!

Is this your homework Larry?

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Again: Leonard Little killed a woman. He was convicted. He was given 4 years probation, was suspended for 8 games, and won a Super Bowl less than a year later.

Did anyone ever think that about the team that employed Lawrence Taylor?

It’s their attempts at punishment that annoy me. If they had an iron-clad “this charge equals X games suspended”, or even a hands-off “that’s between you and the law” stance, that would be something you could agree or disagree with, and watch or not depending.

“He admitted to us he’d abused his wife in the past. But he repeatedly assured us that none of it was on video so we thought we were in the clear.”

Just think. If this is one of the league’s standard bearers and model franchises, then....ah, never mind. Fuck it. Fuck them. Fuck all the rest of them too.

“After 20 years of being told by our window-dressing partner that men hurting women is a bad thing, we finally realized that they meant a bad PR thing, and now we get it.”

Next move: Mara gets up at a rich fucks charity dinner and blubbers like a child how much Brown’s actions have upset him. See Richardson, Jerry.

I think its John Mulaney who has an incredible joke about Trump being a hobo’s ideal of a rich person.

So much of Donald’s appearance is tied to the flawed idea (and execution) he holds of what a really successful businessman looks like (or looked like back when he formed said idea) that I would assume he doesn’t grow facial hair for the same reason he always wears that red power tie and is never photographed in…

There is zero chance Trump is gay.

Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.

The Buffalo Bills would DOMINATE in the MAC.

money is more important.

My cousin’s second husband was abusing one of her daughters for YEARS and she had no clue. With hindsight, he was also sniffing around my daughter and she and I just thought it was social awkwardness. It’s actually fairly common for people close to a pedophile to not have a clue what they are.

I definitely deserve to burn in hell for this one.