“This comment is completely invalid because it was Burger King, not McDonalds. Get your facts straight, you libtard.” —Sarcasm, as if that wasn’t obvious.

“Bomani, man, what’re you talking about. If they just pulled up their pants, they’d be fine.”

So what is your reason for acting like an idiot?

Given it’s ESPN, did they embrace debate and also feature someone in favor of systemic racism by law enforcement? Where’s Cowherd at?

Nominating Rom for Poet Laureate of Deadspin.

Emotions are confusing. Gather the shards of your emotions like loose change in a couch and deposit them into your favorite sports teams. There. Sad is the one you feel when the team plays poorly. Happy is the one you feel when your team does well. Pride is the one you feel when strangers on a bus bring a trophy to…

I did get a chance to relax.

That pre-draft scouting report slamming Newton’s “fake smile” is still one of the weirder things I’ve ever read.

Counterpoint:

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

Please Lord, may my dances enrage my enemies. Amen.

Except the grays are full of people complaining about the Patriots. Porxaderp linked to one of them. And calling me a Pats fan? You must be new around here.

Now the comment section is full of butthurt Steelers fans.

we have audio of guys scratching their dicks on the sidelines, and you’re telling me no one had a mic pointed at the middle of the damn offensive line during the most importantly play of the game?

Is your hot take that Pistol Pete was better than Jason Williams? Whoa. So hot.

Sir, just please calm down and we’ll get off your lawn.

On the plus side, he can go comfort himself back at the governor’s mansion, taking solace in his 20% approval rating.

So you’re asking if she is the only member of a conservative religion that sides with a conservative political party?